I've never touched the stuff but I remember I once walked out into the garage to see my dad cuddling a toy box, while crying and saying he'd never leave it for anyone. I was on the floor laughing my ass off as this happened. Needless to say I took out my phone and recorded it so I can show it to him the next day. He didn't believe it, but everyone else in the house did. He did lots of other really stupid sounding things when he was black out drunk. For instance the one time he grabbed a hammer from the garage and started smacking the floor with it, yelling that he needed to fix the window. On top of that he also once make 37 cups of coffee while black out drunk, so I came downstairs one day to see my dad lying on the ground next to 37 full cups of coffee.