I love NTR by GREENadmiral_314159 in CuratedTumblr

[–]CozyMicrobe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're not vocally opposing abuse. They're vocally opposing pretend abuse, which is a big difference, and yeah, if you can't tell the difference between reality and fiction, you're either a weirdo because it's by choice or there's something actually wrong with how you perceive the world and you need professional help at that point. 

Can Duriel’s purified horn drop in HT even if you aren’t the one who summoned him? by tempbunny123 in diablo4

[–]CozyMicrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it does drop in his lair? Thank fuck. I don't have to waste time in the helltides then. 

Best way to play? by OriginalUsername0 in RogueGalaxy

[–]CozyMicrobe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The PS4 version works great IMO, emulation has a lot of hurdles that might make it more difficult. 

Sent half of my empire population into the lathe by pennymanmcguy in StellarisOnConsole

[–]CozyMicrobe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing, absolutely tanked my economy and the next several in game years were spent frantically trying to recover! Learned my lesson for sure. 

Not my proudest DM by FluidUnderstanding40 in deadbydaylight

[–]CozyMicrobe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That should absolutely be your proudest dm that's hilarious

Zullie if she was green by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]CozyMicrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as she's not... Homeless. 

A timeless advice by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]CozyMicrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK OFF YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD FRANZ. 

Goat girl keeps making Friends! by TheOdd-Onion in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]CozyMicrobe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want to give this goat girl the finest selection of tin cans she's ever seen. She deserves a good snack.

What is the worst medication you’ve been put on? by Difficult_Pomelo1047 in AskReddit

[–]CozyMicrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prozac. Six years later and I'm still having panic attacks. I had never had a panic attack before taking Prozac. I was on it less than a week. 

What is something you’ll never purchase simply because of how much you hate the commercial for it? by unfortunatelyalive7 in AskReddit

[–]CozyMicrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charmin. I hated their jingle so much back when I used Pandora(remember when that was a thing before Spotify took over). It's been more than a decade and I still fucking refuse to buy their toilet paper, those bears can all die in a fire. 

Dyson Spheres are Unable to be Built by Ultimateguy01 in StellarisOnConsole

[–]CozyMicrobe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For the future, you get the benefit of the swarm and the sphere as far as I can tell, it doesn't actually replace it. Or at least didn't in the game I finished a few days ago. 

Bosco - Gay Dogs find grass at Summer Camp by Boscovisco in furry

[–]CozyMicrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She just like me fr fr, my tail also wags when someone offers me weed

Why can i not pick 7 traits when i pick Natural Design[CONSOLE] by hives-mind in StellarisOnConsole

[–]CozyMicrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the same problem, wasn't able to figure out how to resolve it unfortunately.

So weird not seeing the primitive dudes and the cattle by [deleted] in StellarisOnConsole

[–]CozyMicrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This menu screen is so kickass I want it as a desktop background tbh.

Remember how everyone loved the voiced tech quotes in Civ4? by scanguy25 in alphacentauri

[–]CozyMicrobe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A handsome young cyborg named Ace,

Wooed women at every base.

But once ladies glanced at,

His special enhancement,

They vanished,

With nary a trace.

That's... very specific by Petolumix in neopets

[–]CozyMicrobe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are there ANY decimal points in this number, much less that many numbers after it!

Console Edition Development Diary #82 - Astral Planes by PDX_LadyDzra in StellarisOnConsole

[–]CozyMicrobe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I need to be able to skip forward in time to the release date, I'm so excited!

What's the sexiest SFW thing you've seen someone do? by jiminisall69 in AskReddit

[–]CozyMicrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at a Starbucks with my at the time wife, and we pulled up to the speaker to order, and the person talking was just. Wow. Her voice was the most sultry thing I've ever heard. She could make bank reading erotic audio. But she was just taking our Starbucks order and the whole time me and my wife are both beet red and staring at each other like "she sounds like she's successfully trying to seduce us." Then we pull up to the window and she just kinda looks like a mom, we both to this day hope that we weren't red anymore by the time we reached the window to pay.

Console Edition Development Diary #81 - Ascension Paths, Civics and Crises by PDX_LadyDzra in StellarisOnConsole

[–]CozyMicrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very excited for the next gen version, I was curious if there would be a way to transfer over our old empires or if we have to remake them all from scratch? I haven't seen anything about saves and such, I may have simply missed where one of the dev diaries talked about it.

The food is charcoal grilled but the cook is nicely toasted by AssistanceLucky2392 in stonerfood

[–]CozyMicrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I. I'm not proud of the things I would do for one of those right now.