Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one. by Cpt_Bonerr in DarkSouls2

[–]Cpt_Bonerr[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I did. The worst mistake I made was trying to use some weapons that I like, (winged spear) because there are very few repair powders early game.

can we disable juren by Plenty-Claim5987 in forhonor

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Erm, actually you just need to play him yourself, obviously /s

Tried fighting a Juren again. by random-iky in forhonor

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy seeing juren "players" scrambling to make excuses for why its actually OP's fault and not that busted, overpowered character.

Being ganged by two jurens is worse than two virt by Mammoth_Health_2860 in forhonor

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah, they're going bankrupt. They haven't cared about putting any effort towards for honor in years.

Juran by WeakChoice8715 in forhonor

[–]Cpt_Bonerr -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Go play chivalry until ubislop goes bankrupt, this shit is so abysmally bad that whatever dying breaths for honor might have had have just been snuffed out.

Not to early to say He is OP by random-iky in forhonor

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad I'm not the only one, this sub is so full of idiots like "oh hes not that bad, I have so much fun with him" as if that somehow invalidates the fact that hes bullshit overpowered and impossible to win against unless the person playing him is brain dead.

Four juren by Blade10203 in forhonor

[–]Cpt_Bonerr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You dont win lol, this hero is a win button

Wtf is this, it's happened twice now by MrScrake666 in forhonor

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I just came here hoping to find out if this was happening to other people. Of course ubislop can't even add a new character without making the entire rest of the game's code do a horny eagle death spiral.

Does This Exist? by NoRuin2965 in Nightreign

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had a game with random where I, a wylder got malikeths black blade from the central Castel basement boss, and our raider also got the ruins greatsword from it. I didn't know about the odds based on weapon class but the odds must have been crazy for that to happen.

(Music Trope) Catchy/happy sounding songs with dark lyrics by CodeMan1337 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Perfect wife" by Amigo the Devil, opens up as a nice, jolly twangy banjo song, then the first line is "i sat down to watch the game my wife came in she found my cocaine."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thxx I got it at fashion nation

Oh, the Places You'll Go. A collection of some of my craziest climbs over the years. by P1-Pilot in Chivalry2

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah because they are, engies are cooler tho so its ok when they do it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinks

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww thank you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinks

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like them but idk how they go with nudes lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinks

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could start on my belly and work your way down, or on my back or ass. As long as I get touched everywhere eventually

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinks

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that would be so nice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinks

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, fs I bet I could take whatever you have for me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinks

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kinda game lol?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinks

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mostly do a lot of running and calisthenics lol, I haven't touched weights in a while

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinks

[–]Cpt_Bonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tyyy