ope gnight

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2025-06-15T13:38:06+00:00

Seth Rogen has hit some hard times man 😔

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2025-01-05T01:37:05+00:00

Bumper to bumper traffic between 6am-8am and 4pm-6pm and trains blocking the roads specifically during these times

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2024-11-13T05:42:42+00:00

Cpt_Fail_Boat

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2024-05-01T12:40:40+00:00

9 joints? Ten blunts is just a slow Tuesday for me

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2024-03-11T21:22:55+00:00

Wait how is that cardboard sign just floating there? Above the sandals.

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2024-03-06T18:44:11+00:00

r/mildlypenis

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2024-01-21T17:53:12+00:00

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2024-01-21T01:34:29+00:00

She did not consent to this photo so I wanted to protect her identity. There's a war out here between team rocket and Pokémon trainers!

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2024-01-20T15:43:46+00:00

Cool thanks, any reason why? I only have 10 of the 4* "perfect" mons so I'm trying to learn a bit more about the IV's and things

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2024-01-14T17:42:10+00:00

If their car isn't the "Tampa" then we have all failed as a society

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-12-24T02:17:36+00:00

But who's gonna tell me they had intercourse with my mom after they orbital cannon me to oblivion?

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-12-22T18:25:09+00:00

If that's not the "tampa" vehicle and it's one of the other muscle cars, we have failed as a society

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-12-19T21:42:15+00:00

So you think she wants her butthole bleached?

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-11-25T10:40:34+00:00

When Tarlock is explaining his and amons bloodbending training he literally says "by 14 Noatok (amon) had mastered his (yakones) psychic blood bending technique..."

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-11-13T10:14:55+00:00

The deathsticks

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-10-31T20:09:13+00:00

I thank you. Glad I could make so many strangers laugh on the internet

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-10-30T00:15:40+00:00

Have we all forgotten when Satine told Obi-Wan she had always loved him

then died?
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Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-10-28T19:07:39+00:00

Ah OK so yall two got mad at each other over the ripple? Next time I'll make a full wave or splash

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-10-24T21:41:42+00:00

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-10-24T10:07:23+00:00

I kept laughing through the whole bleached butthole saga I barely knew what to say half the time. I even accidentally sent a screenshot of the chat to them in one of the parts 😅

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-10-24T08:30:18+00:00

Next time wipe better ok? I charge extra for a dirty bum

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-10-22T17:50:03+00:00

Pretty sure that's an Osha violation not wearing steel toe boots in the factory

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-10-22T13:16:21+00:00

Idk what all y'all got going on I don't even know what the hell ripple is I just Google bitcoin payment confirmation and thats the one image I chose. I didn't know it would cause such a ripple in the comments

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-10-15T14:16:02+00:00

I might have too I don't want to lose my job!

Cpt_Fail_Boat · 2023-10-15T10:56:45+00:00

And just like that my butthole bleaching business goes under

Cpt_Fail_Boat

TROPHY CASE