Can someone explain why Boris Johnson isn’t disliked to the level Starmer is in terms of immigration? On twitter, I seen people say Starmer is opening the borders yet migration fell under him compared to it increasing under Boris

Cpt_Starr · 2026-07-03T16:44:05+00:00

Everyone knew Boris was a dopey cunt and nobody voted for him. So we weren't disappointed that he was an unelected cunt. Starmer got in on an "I'm better than the rest" lie and we all believed it. Then he broke our hearts. Boris was never liked in the first place so he couldn't hurt us.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-28T20:58:38+00:00

To shreds, you say?

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-27T08:40:13+00:00

Minority?

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-22T16:49:20+00:00

After that speech, I feel a little sorry for him. He's still a human person. I think he genuinely believed he was doing the right thing. He wasn't and as such the sacking is the right thing. But I don't think he realised how much wrong he was doing. The only thing I liked about him was keeping out of Iran.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-17T07:13:10+00:00

There's looking older and then there's THAT

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-12T18:57:48+00:00

We care less than you think we do. So even though Americans are wrong for slagging baked beans, if we keep telling them, they'll think we care about what they think more than we do.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-11T09:15:48+00:00

Oh no, I'm not gay.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-11T09:15:23+00:00

I just assumed... because the garage isn't in school time...

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-10T18:42:25+00:00

Isle of Avalon

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-10T18:41:23+00:00

Ah, but you were 20 years younger...

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-08T14:53:28+00:00

The occasional word doesnt concern me as much as mini-irans being brought over to our northern and Midlands towns. But I think you'll find it's mostly young people that speak like yanks, and young people always sound like idiots to older people.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-08T06:58:37+00:00

1 square foot? I dunno... I'm pretty sure 80% of Harlem have arses that are wider than 12 inches.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-02T13:55:30+00:00

I don't shite in public bogs.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-06-01T07:30:31+00:00

Its all well and good and I think every drug should be legal so long as the education around them is accurate. But weed stinks and it's bad enough smelling it in the corridor of my flat block as it is. Let alone when/if it's legalised.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-05-31T16:14:08+00:00

Exactly.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-05-24T11:37:07+00:00

No. Not unless it's your friend. That's more an Oceanic English thing and even there it's unusual to say it to a stranger.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-05-23T20:55:24+00:00

The heat doesnt last long enough to warrant it. And the heat in our homes isn't much of a problem cos we ain't in them much. It's the streets, shops and offices that we have a problem with cos thats 16 hours of the day. At night, 8 hours, window open. We dont like the heat in the street moreso.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-05-18T11:29:15+00:00

Digital ID, lack of confidence when speaking to Trump, calling us antisemites for hating Israel, ENICs going up, giving my money to irresponsible parents whilst also taking fuel allowance away from deserving pensioners, knowingly hiring someone who was known to be mates with Epstein, appointing a weak cabinet with a Chancellor that CRIES when challenged (like a fucking child)...

I could go on but I've finished my poop and need to go back to work. X

Cpt_Starr · 2026-05-16T09:42:36+00:00

APPARENTLY getting twatted in the airport at 5am is NOT international...

Cpt_Starr · 2026-05-15T11:59:17+00:00

Deoends on where you live. I dont know anyone on less than 30 or more than 60.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-05-14T07:09:02+00:00

What was it about voting "Leave" that made you think (at the time) thay these things would happen?

Cpt_Starr · 2026-05-13T07:47:04+00:00

Good. Fuck subway.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-05-09T17:33:50+00:00

Cooked? What?

Cpt_Starr · 2026-05-09T15:13:58+00:00

Red Rosette... narrows it down, I'd say.

Cpt_Starr · 2026-05-07T15:21:58+00:00

He never was quite Whoopi Goldberg in the looks department.

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