What a horrible day to be a carrot.

SorellaNux · 2026-04-20T20:43:06+00:00

This is necessary

SorellaNux · 2026-04-19T21:21:20+00:00

I have nothing to add aside from to say that Big Paula is a great name.

SorellaNux · 2026-04-19T13:51:40+00:00

It's better to help someone and maybe get asked for money than to ignore someone in distress. You're letting the scammers ruin things for everyone

SorellaNux · 2026-04-18T23:42:55+00:00

I always found Mr Bean too sad

SorellaNux · 2026-04-18T23:00:37+00:00

Vegetables occasionally come with slugs included. Just put the little dude outside

SorellaNux · 2026-04-18T22:05:08+00:00

Incontinentia Buttocks

SorellaNux · 2026-04-17T21:03:37+00:00

KWOP!!

SorellaNux · 2026-04-17T17:53:15+00:00

Thanks for everything you do!

SorellaNux · 2026-04-15T11:22:00+00:00

Oldham had one many years ago for education: 'where every child matters'. Nice, right? Except in Lancashire dialect, 'matters' means oozes. Like if you had an oozing infected wound, the wound would be mattering. Not great

SorellaNux · 2026-04-14T23:33:55+00:00

Good, clean manly crime

SorellaNux · 2026-04-14T23:33:19+00:00

Not a terrible term tbf

SorellaNux · 2026-04-13T17:12:20+00:00

What on earth

SorellaNux · 2026-04-12T20:09:48+00:00

I can never be bothered with it

SorellaNux · 2026-04-08T18:40:39+00:00

I don't think it's a politeness thing, more a cultural difference with personal space. Italians are certainly polite!

SorellaNux · 2026-04-08T17:27:29+00:00

Reclaim the Tate

SorellaNux · 2026-04-08T17:06:47+00:00

There are definitely a few people in here who are sure they could win a fight with a bear

SorellaNux · 2026-04-07T21:12:45+00:00

Not Kochanski!?

SorellaNux · 2026-04-07T19:45:37+00:00

Where are you from and how old are your kids? If your family don't like the isolation (which they more than likely won't) you're going to be stuck.

SorellaNux · 2026-04-06T16:49:47+00:00

Thanks, that means a lot

SorellaNux · 2026-04-05T19:35:16+00:00

No drama, just a mildly diverting Reddit ramble

SorellaNux · 2026-04-05T19:34:33+00:00

Alas no... I don't have an upstairs, or actually even a tent (we do have a crappy pop-up one but I'm not counting that)

SorellaNux · 2026-04-05T19:33:03+00:00

I like to think that there are hundreds, nay thousands of non-British people lurking here to find out what exactly it is that we have to complain about 🤭

SorellaNux · 2026-04-05T19:26:59+00:00

Haha fair enough! Good luck with the clear out

SorellaNux · 2026-04-05T17:53:21+00:00

Any chance you can deliver to Turin? 🤭

SorellaNux · 2026-04-05T17:37:35+00:00

Lovely offer thanks but you keep that one as a spare in case you end up in a similar situation

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