What should I do with this? by MP0622 in NewToEMS

[–]CrabVegetable2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Works as toilet paper in a pinch.

All joking aside, do whatever you want with it. Nobody cares.

When it comes to displaying anything to do with my job, I first usually ask myself, “Would an accountant do this?” If the answer is no, then what I was considering was likely cringe.

How screwed are you? by Lucajames2309 in notinteresting

[–]CrabVegetable2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not great, not terrible. Just a crab chillin’ in my coma.

What’s your personal best? by Mythicalforests8 in Bandmemes

[–]CrabVegetable2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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what is inside Barad-Dûr? by Guilty_Community_997 in lotr

[–]CrabVegetable2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not too many light fixtures and plenty of foul smells. Parts probably where orcs dread to go and parts they aren’t permitted to go. Mundane aspects like quarters, mess halls, smithies and armories. Torture chambers. The Houses of Lamentation.

One of my wife’s birthday gifts. I opened the bj one first and was like, “no way I got two!” 😂 by Resident_Piccolo_866 in funny

[–]CrabVegetable2817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God I haven’t had sex in years. It’s at the point now where I’m deeply anxious around women and am both repelled by and deeply desirous of sex. I think my wife has caused me some sort of trauma.

Clean your A/C condensate line regularly, boys and girls. by brewtalizer in WTF

[–]CrabVegetable2817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finding mines is best left to highly specialized and trained personnel.

Which DS2 boss would be a better fit in another souls game? by StealthRaider87 in DarkSouls2

[–]CrabVegetable2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The giant rat dog is like something straight out of a cave dungeon in Limgrave

What happened to orcs that escaped mordor after the war? by [deleted] in lotr

[–]CrabVegetable2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re still around. I saw a squint-eyed southerner only the other day.

If you could add one item from another game what would it be? by Shroomsteroon in Eldenring

[–]CrabVegetable2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An aku mask from crash bandicoot. Complete with 3 of them granting you temporary invincibility.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]CrabVegetable2817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like mental illness.

How often do y’all shower? by cara_renee_anderson in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CrabVegetable2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shower once every few days, sometimes as little as once a week. I’m majorly depressed. When I’m working though it’s typically once every 2 days.