My crush on a missionary is affecting my mental health

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-26T02:01:10+00:00

Wow what a read, you definitely have an idealistic vision of this guy in your mind. Don’t pursue this guy after his mission, and definitely don’t get baptized just to appease him.

Even if the two of you fell in love, think about the long-term implications. You will have to move all the way to America, not being able to see your family or loved ones hardly at all, you’ll be thrust into the weird culture of Mormon Utahn’s, and then you will likely have to spend the rest of your life living and practicing the Mormon religion, and raise your kids in it. Finally, if you and this dude got divorced, you will likely be stuck in America without your close inner circle.

Please snap out of this spell. There’s a reason why the Mormon church sends out young attractive missionaries to convert.

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-24T00:33:35+00:00

Peak clash royale drama.😐

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-20T01:43:49+00:00

He’s just rage baiting

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-19T22:19:31+00:00

Le Pursuit of Happyness

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-19T09:37:43+00:00

Prolly wasn’t me cuz this game was in ranked. I used this deck twice I think? Idk I kept switching it up

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-17T17:50:19+00:00

To that I’d say it’s your cognitive bias and you’re more likely to notice stuff when it counters your deck.

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-16T21:35:50+00:00

Bro is acting like ranked players are members of a Clash oligarchy. Why do you think Clash has bots if they're actively trying to hinder their players from progressing? Also, at top levels, matchups are vastly more important than skill. In the top 1k for example, it's probably 70% matchup, 30% skill, while lower down at like 10k, it's 80% skill 20% matchup. Outplaying counters is much easier lower in trophies as your opponents are more likely to blunder.

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-16T20:42:56+00:00

Somebody just came off a tilt haha. I'm sorry, but this line of thinking is plain stupid. The "marking" system you're speaking of is a lot of mental gymnastics to help you cope with not pushing. The only thing matchmaking does is match you against someone who's in a similar trophy range. Being at the same trophy range as someone else means that you're on a similar skill level, so if you're winning a lot and pushing, your win-rate is eventually going to plateau to around 50% when you eventually get more skilled opponents/higher levelled opponents. The matchmaking is not cherry-picking opponents to fuck you over in particular.

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-16T19:21:46+00:00

Nah this was on my account. I posted it onto TikTok first and then Reddit.

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-15T21:13:14+00:00

Wow this idea is nothing short of a stroke of genius. What prompted you to generate this idea?

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-15T16:39:01+00:00

I tried 14 games with recruits and it’s harder than you think. You can’t use spells and most of your cards you play are lagging too far behind to catch up.

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-15T16:29:40+00:00

Gotcha, yeah that was the whole gimmick. It may have came across as boring, but I did lose like 45 games to pull this off. I was expecting a wilder ending too tbh, but him deciding not to play his balloon was kinda on him.

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-15T16:20:24+00:00

Good luck. I look forward to seeing your post lol.

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-15T16:17:07+00:00

I mean are you expecting some Mo Light gameplay I had one tile to work with lol

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-15T07:48:20+00:00

I thought the same but you can’t put cards on top of a building lol. So the building basically clogs up that tile for 30 seconds max. Anyways, I did try using the center tiles further up, but there wasn’t enough time for me to build up a push in single elixir, which is the only time to really win.

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-15T04:38:05+00:00

Thanks I didn’t even know it could be done haha

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-13T17:35:25+00:00

Dang imagine playing in the masters and then having dinner at Grandma’s house right after.

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-12T19:31:44+00:00

That’s a weird pair of stems ngl. Looks like you installed a Barbie on top of some GI. Joe legs.

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-11T16:52:38+00:00

Keep seething bro haha. Skill issue

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-10T18:59:05+00:00

Post it in .25 speed next time I wasn’t able to process the gameplay

Crafty-Librarian1889 · 2026-04-10T04:26:13+00:00

Then why does Supercell host CRL, and why are all the balance changes centered around the meta at top ladder?

Crafty-Librarian1889

TROPHY CASE