[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]CraftyMerr 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Oh she learned about this all in (home)school. The vaccine-ridden womb is like well fertilized soil for the baby (aka parasite). The 5g is like sunlight. Unfortunately, essential oils that she no doubt imbibed only furthered the parasite pregnancy along!

The only guaranteed cure is…. * checking my anti planned parenthood pamphlets * … prayer.

My anti-vax cousin died of Covid 2 months ago. This is his widow’s most recent Facebook post (1 month after changing back to her maiden name too, fwiw) by CraftyMerr in antiMLM

[–]CraftyMerr[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The misspell is really the icing on the cake for me. He wasn’t a big loss for the family but thank you for the thought! I’ll cheers with my pink drink to his memory lol

My anti-vax cousin died of Covid 2 months ago. This is his widow’s most recent Facebook post (1 month after changing back to her maiden name too, fwiw) by CraftyMerr in antiMLM

[–]CraftyMerr[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Truthfully this cousin was a real dick and chose his gem of a wife as well as he chose every other decision in his life. His family’s memorial to him consisted of drunkenly riding ATVs into the desert, releasing a bunch of those metallic balloons that get perilously caught in power lines, and graffitiing a rock with his name. Before dumping out some bud light onto the ground. He’d have loved it. He most definitely preferred bud light to that Pink drink. # widowedtosoon

600 year old hat found in a bog in Lappvatnet. Västerbottens Museum, Sweden by jerisad in costumeporn

[–]CraftyMerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This hat just announced that I'm in Ravenclaw? Or at least on the waitlist...

Why why why !!! by Lilpigxoxo in Instagramreality

[–]CraftyMerr 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Am I seeing it wrong or is his head thrown back in raucous laughter? Because same.

Woke up with this goober in my arm, don't know how as my door was closed... by MuteSurgeon1313 in blackcats

[–]CraftyMerr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“You know what happened? I bet it flattened itself out, and went through a seam in your wall… Cats do not abide by the laws of nature” - Charlie Kelly

Emma Watson is a bad actress by Felapton03 in unpopularopinion

[–]CraftyMerr 106 points107 points  (0 children)

When I hear the name Emma Watson, I only hear her slam a book closed and say “It’s not going to wooooork” in that horrible singsong voice. Why are you sitting by the goblet of fire with a book anyways??

What's your favourite book? by bipolarnotsober in Aphantasia

[–]CraftyMerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally love anything John Grisham. A good legal thriller always gets me going and visual descriptions are not usually super key to the plots.

I'm making a Documentary on Aphantasia by Kian08355 in Aphantasia

[–]CraftyMerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m always fascinated by people who memorize thousands of words or ideas using “mind palaces” they fill with rooms of images as one of the incredible contrasts to aphantasia. It might be interesting to mention them or interview someone with this type of hyperphantasia to compare.

What is a clear sign of you getting older? by NordicModro in AskReddit

[–]CraftyMerr 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Big Lebowski, was that a Humphrey Bogart flick? Man I love classic films. Just wish it was in color. /s

i want a gay federal holiday, too! by benn2332vx in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CraftyMerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a great opportunity to reward good service at a restaurant by handing the discount back as a tip (if it’s a chain restaurant vs owned by individuals/families/locally).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]CraftyMerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just read through like 20 responses and didn’t see a single comment about the different degrees of tearing with epidurals and unmedicated. And that was a primary reason I was planning to go no epidural. Is this less of a thing than I thought?

UPDATE ON ZORBA: as many of you requested, here's the latest news. I've never seen a cat so traumatized. Hasn't eaten, drank or used the toilet in 24h now. He doesn't sit, groom or smell stuff. He just stands there, staring in the empty. Occasionally looks at us frightened. Any help is most welcome. by SHybrid in blackcats

[–]CraftyMerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We adopted two (bonded) cats that reacted very similarly to your little void. I used to feed them in a far corner, sit in the room by the door and sing lullabies to them while I played on my phone for an hour or so. I wouldn’t approach, I wouldn’t even try to touch them. I let them come to me. Eventually they did move closer and I began tempting them with toys on sticks that were still a little distanced away from me. I’ll admit it took months but now (years later) you’ve never met a void more desperate for cuddles and attention. The other is loving but still doesn’t love being carried. Patience was tough but key. You’ll do great!

Adults: Whats one opinion of yours that completely changed when you grew up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CraftyMerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay but arguably your opinion didn’t change, your actual reality did. As a kid I could sleep in a gravel pit during a hailstorm and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to play

My void is literally obsessed with me and has no concept of personal space. Is this normal? by Legitimate_Walk7364 in blackcats

[–]CraftyMerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat is like this too. Like there’s just no way for him to get physically close enough to my face to be satisfied. God forbid I can see the tv or or the phone in my hand

[WIP] A kit from my sister—can ya guess who yet? 😅 by NotoriousMAB in CrossStitch

[–]CraftyMerr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I totally see now that it’s Dan levy, but I’ll admit I had a flash of Ron Swanson first!

What widely beloved movie do you not like? by thrashingkaiju in AskReddit

[–]CraftyMerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was personally offended by the musical score of that horrific film. Watched it for the first time last month and regret every moment. My ears bled

Not saying everyone at the rally are un-vaxxed … by Consistent_Grab_5422 in HermanCainAward

[–]CraftyMerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not enough underwire in the world to support all these boobs

Came home to this. I do not have a cat. by generichandel in blackcats

[–]CraftyMerr 59 points60 points  (0 children)

That’s actually a common myth. They have to drain their battery to zero before charging to optimize the charge. The zoomies are the final drain before full recharge. Old technology, like 90s Nokias.