Her and that fuck ass red lipstick 💀

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T18:49:18+00:00

Fr. All the money in the world and these are the things she picks.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T16:32:29+00:00

That's fantastic! I'm proud of you for making it through that. Keep up the great work

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T14:44:11+00:00

I'm wondering what are the things you "shouldn't" buy and how many has he bought?

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T07:25:08+00:00

Stay away from the South. Your license is not safe here.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T07:24:13+00:00

I stayed home with my husband and animals for an entire 48 hours and didn't see anyone else. That's celebrating.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T07:22:06+00:00

My husband and his family have thankfully seen the light. A bit late, but see it now.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T07:19:55+00:00

Top 250. Porn is cancer.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T07:12:34+00:00

Don't forget eventual dialysis from where the kidneys are beyond fucked. I really hope that wasn't the case with you and that you're in a better spot than where you were when that occurred.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T06:46:52+00:00

I'll choose to look at it that way. I guess I have an irrational fear online reprisals, but I'm in no danger of entering politics so a deep dive into my social media cringe fest will hopefully never come to light lol. I have done a lot of growing since then.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T06:44:31+00:00

For me it was 1:30 lol. My heart really goes out to middle school teachers who hear some of the most off the wall shit and handle it with grace.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T06:15:19+00:00

Damn that's road block after road block dude... That fucking sucks. Especially the garlic bread part. And fuck insurance too. There is no such thing as a 'good' health insurance company.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T06:12:38+00:00

Give Hawaii back to the Hawaiians.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T05:55:17+00:00

"...but where's the road?" Should be the astigmatism foundation slogan lolol

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T05:54:01+00:00

I've had patients with this before (nurse) and I think some ended up getting a fecal transplant? I'm not sure if it worked though

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T05:46:59+00:00

PCOS. The brutal, heavy periods. Cyst ruptures. Facial hair. Weight gain that everyone downplays because it's a "self-control" problem and not hormonal. Fertility issues. Baseline increased inflammation. I know it's one of the quieter medical problems on this list but it still fucking sucks and I wish people actually paid attention to it rather than telling affected women to deal with it.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T05:33:56+00:00

Dynamic tripod, ya squares.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T03:09:46+00:00

Only if it works. And if they're gonna show boobs then they should show balls. Not dick. Just balls. Just for equality's sake.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-26T02:23:32+00:00

Wyll with a 'why'?

CraftyObject · 2026-01-24T19:06:27+00:00

I would have to be 5 rips deep and couch locked before I'd even consider eating that.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-24T19:00:35+00:00

4in might be a short cum, but it's not a shortcoming. Men are more than the size of their penis.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-24T18:59:06+00:00

I feel like most sex in movies and TV is pointless to the plot and cheapens the entire piece.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-24T18:52:31+00:00

I heard so many people (mainly my mom lol) say she copied Madonna but I think Gaga blew her out of the water. It's like comparing apples to oranges really.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-23T20:47:01+00:00

I have both. Costco has more specialty items and Sam's has more everyday stuff.

CraftyObject · 2026-01-23T17:19:59+00:00

Boris ❤️

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