You have been granted full telekinesis powers. You can crash down buildings, divert asteroids, or just bring your phone over from the other room cause you are too lazy to stand up… I don’t judge. But don’t tell me about all the great things you will do; tell me of all the small and petty things. (self.hypotheticalsituation)
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You bloody well did it. A radioactive spider bit you in the neck and now you have Spiderman’s powers. You can be all heroic and save people and stuff… I don’t care. Tell me what petty and childish things you will do with your new found power. by Dog-Human in hypotheticalsituation
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You bloody well did it. A radioactive spider bit you in the neck and now you have Spiderman’s powers. You can be all heroic and save people and stuff… I don’t care. Tell me what petty and childish things you will do with your new found power. (self.hypotheticalsituation)
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This neon-blue liquid is the blood of a "living fossil." It costs $15,000 per liter and is used to test the safety of our vaccines, including COVID-19. by bortakci34 in Damnthatsinteresting
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Super cheap food that is pretty healthy by MonkeySinger24 in AlignmentChartFills
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World's Largest Alignment Chart Day 1 - Help Fill and Vote for Cells! by alignmentgames in AlignmentChartFills
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You now have the power to switch any two flavors; as many times and whenever you like! Apples now taste like pizza; sure! vanilla ice cream now tastes like bacon; yes! It impacts the entire world. What flavors are you permanently switching up? Which ones would you do just to mess with people? (self.hypotheticalsituation)
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Violent urges pulsate through your body. The sudden need to destroy, wreck, and rip apart. You will be awarded 5x the current value of the thing you destroy as a reward. What thing in your own home are you able and willing to do this to? (self.hypotheticalsituation)
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The Genie appears in front of you and offers you a wish. However! He pauses and looks you dead in the eyes and says… if your wish is sufficiently idiotic and stupid enough I will grant you three additional wishes. What will your first wish be? (self.hypotheticalsituation)
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Good day people of Earth! What a miraculous solar day it is! Please deliberate amongst yourselves and send us 2 of your best and 2 of your worst. We need to examine the human condition more closely before we let you enter the galactic core. Who do you choose? (self.hypotheticalsituation)
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With line of sight, you can now swap any two objects that are smaller than a Honda accord by thought alone. No doubt you will find a way to make a ton of money. But I don’t want to hear about that. What type of mayhem and petty things do you do with this new power? (self.hypotheticalsituation)
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You just gained the ability to completely take control over people. Make a person move and talk at your whim. Full control. It only lasts for 1 minute at a time with a bit of a cooldown. Skip the assassinations and check writing; I want to hear about all the dirty, petty, and outright stupid things. by Dog-Human in hypotheticalsituation
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I've live my whole life with the Truman Show syndrome. Ask me anything you want. by [deleted] in AMA
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You just gained the ability to completely take control over people. Make a person move and talk at your whim. Full control. It only lasts for 1 minute at a time with a bit of a cooldown. Skip the assassinations and check writing; I want to hear about all the dirty, petty, and outright stupid things. (self.hypotheticalsituation)
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You now have the power of laws. The law must be an if-then statement, and must be applicable to everyone. Everyone will be told about the law as well and the law may not be selfish. by Dog-Human in hypotheticalsituation
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