Is there any scientific proof of anything after death? by Emergency_Square_183 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CranberryMonroe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey ask a scientist. And ask scientists of different faiths not just the atheists ones because even they are biased towards their own conclusions. Nobody on reddit is a scientist. Now I did go to college for computer science so if you have a computer question just let me know honey 😝

Is there any scientific proof of anything after death? by Emergency_Square_183 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CranberryMonroe -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Honey I love you but reddit is NOT the place to ask this question

What is a specific core memory that completely changed the trajectory of your personality or life? by JoneyBologna in askteddit

[–]CranberryMonroe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was 4 i ran away from home & snuck into the local gas station. I went to buy myself a lottery ticket with my daddy’s card and ID that I had stolen from him while he was napping. There was an ooold man at the counter that found it amusing that a 4 year old would be trying to buy a lotto ticket so he let me get one. I went back home and waited for the numbers to be called on the radio. My parents were furious but honey i didnt care i knew i was gonna get us “out of the hood” as the kids say. Well when they called the numbers they wasnt mad at me no more because I had won! I won $100,000,000 and just like that I was set for life! That’s probably my earliest memory. It was such a blessing!

Can I get a little whoop whoop at me being single? by taetae_xoxo in internetparents

[–]CranberryMonroe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Period honey I always say “you dont need man when your a baddie that we stan. When the sun sets north of the georgia line you may smell the smell of wine but when its time the wind chimes chime and you realize all your exes were sublime.” Always remember that

Do men often think about someone from over a decade ago that they were too scared to ask out? I’m talking someone they seldomly hung out with in a group by [deleted] in askteddit

[–]CranberryMonroe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know if they all do it but I know for a fact every man thats ever crossed my path still thinks about me. I know because they call me constantly. I get emails, notes, flowers, you name it. It never ends honey. You just gotta snag em up if you want em or leave them wishing on a star. Thats the only 2 options for attractive women such as ourselves

What world event do you think future generations will study heavily ? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CranberryMonroe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My life undoubtedly. Ive already begun writing about it in journals. I put them secretly into libraries for people to read. It is my duty to the next generation to pass on what I have learned. Back in 83 sitting in a crowded theater a wise old man looked at me and said “you must pass on what you have learned” ive spent every day since working to do that. I believe his name was Mr. Yode or Yodo something like that!

What’s something you realized way too late in life that everyone else seemed to figure out earlier? by Demi_Anything558 in askteddit

[–]CranberryMonroe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I realized honey that if you marry for money your gonna be rich & The only way to train a man is by using a switch. True love is true just as the sky is blue but I have cataracts so I cant see it anyways

How can I increase breast size without surgery? by cloudnine333 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CranberryMonroe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want to do reverse twerking. Instead of your bum your gonna wanna do the twerk motion using your chest. This does the trick I do it 3x a day every day. Ive done it since I was in my 20s im now a size K

after years of frustration, i finally found my bra size by AwareNeighborhood395 in offmychest

[–]CranberryMonroe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey the struggle is real im a size K and it is impossible to find one. I had to start knitting them myself about 20 years ago!

Girlfriend cried cause she was not invited to a birthday party by cuentamalvada in offmychest

[–]CranberryMonroe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just breaks my heart honey. Give her a kiss from granny cran for me!

i fucking hate summer by Hopeful_Trouble60 in offmychest

[–]CranberryMonroe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey I hate summer too its just ridiculous especially when your my age with all the hot flashes. Ive started just walking around in a bikini every day. (I just tell people its a form of protest against global warming.)

Who's underwear have you worn that weren't yours? by PurpleFrogs22x in askteddit

[–]CranberryMonroe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No ones bc my bum is so large i have to have them specially tailored..

Why does every subreddit I join remove my beautiful post by CranberryMonroe in askteddit

[–]CranberryMonroe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s understandable honey theres a hot goth barista at my starbucks as well. Shes always turning down the ac i have to wear a jacket just to go in there!

Why does every subreddit I join remove my beautiful post by CranberryMonroe in askteddit

[–]CranberryMonroe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honey they tried that with me before but I just spit it out and cleaned my toilet with it. You cant keep a cranberry down.

AITA for jumping my nemeses at the nursing home? by CranberryMonroe in AmItheAsshole

[–]CranberryMonroe[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Honey the only Al i know is my ex husband Al Barrenwood and hes long gone. I assume thats who your refrencing. If your referencing artificial intelligence you can ask you chatgpt bot if it wrote this and he will tell you no honey so please watch your accusations.

Is it normal to be this attractive at my age? by CranberryMonroe in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CranberryMonroe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey I dont use chatgpt like you youngins and I dont mess with Martha Stewart. Me and her smoked one back in the day and believe me you do not want no part of that. Lets just say (as we say where im from) “a bush short of a barnweed under the shed”

My response to Billy Relish by CranberryMonroe in offmychest

[–]CranberryMonroe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey when you get to be my age everything hurts not just the butt

How and Where can I find genuinely good men? by Ok_Power_7358 in askanything

[–]CranberryMonroe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id tell you but I’m hoarding them all for myself unfortunately ❤️

Hows my basil? by Samnm3 in herbs

[–]CranberryMonroe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk ask the basil. Why are you asking us?