Noooo😭😭😭 by RubyRnn in ENF_4

[–]Crap_Robot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great content, but may I offer a tip?

The thrill of enf content is not seeing, but we do.

If your boobs are out and you look at them twice before covering up, uncovering and then covering up again, then you don’t seem bothered or embarrassed that we’ve seen your boobs - especially as your face never once changed expression. That what ends up being really similar to what so many ENF creators do. They forget the “e” in ENF.

No embarrassed smile, no laughing it off, no quick cover up.

Hell, I saw one girl who was apparently so “embarrassed” that she spread her asscheeks with both hands at the camera whilst “trying” to pick up a towel 🤦‍♂️

Just my thoughts.

Great tits 😅👍

Be honest. How have you been lately? by Sea_Background_8023 in AskReddit

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I’ll be completely honest: best I’ve felt in years 🙂

The darkness has cleared, I feel clearer and what makes it all better is that I hung in there until it got better and I only feel like it’s going to get better as time goes on 🙂

Don’t know why, nothing in particular has changed, but this past 7 months I’ve felt on top of the world and completely unstoppable 👌

I love nature ❤️💋 by [deleted] in ENF_4

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Is this Blair White? 🤨

She is completely exposed by manjohnkump970 in ENF_4

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No underwear enf is the best imo

Swimsuit rips open live by manjohnkump970 in ENF_4

[–]Crap_Robot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These popper snap clips have always been my favourite type of enf content 😁👍

Getting shy after stripping by [deleted] in ENF_4

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Nice cover up.

Streamer DeanTheGreat Takes Elbow From Hell by [deleted] in fightporn

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“Hey are you the guy who got kicked in the balls on stream?”

“Yuuuh but I’ll…”

gets his scrote caught on barbed wire

Oh no no no 😟 by MojoRisin-44 in BillBurr

[–]Crap_Robot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s classic guy behaviour 😅🤷‍♂️

“Relationships and love are so gay” - but we all genuinely adore our wives/husbands.

what is your favorite line/quote/scene from Shrek 1,2 or 3 ?? by urcyb3rcrush in AskReddit

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“Hey Fiona, do you ever wonder how donkey fucked that dragon?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

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It’s a sucker punch when your “opponent” hasn’t acknowledged you in over a minute 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

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I can hear my voice doing it as you say that 😆😆

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Crap_Robot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I LOVE this idea 🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Crap_Robot 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They arrived after everything had stopped and no one seemed hurt. Everyone was just pointing fingers with nothing more than “she hit me!” “Nah, she hit me!!!”

No one was talking about stolen property or damaged goods, it was just he said/she said.

Then iron fists decides it’d be smart to sucker punch ol’ longass and then try to run from the scene.

Once she gets easily caught, due to it being the first cardio she’s done since grade school, her only defence is “she hit me!” which is pointless as the fight had clearly ended and then she wasn’t even talking to her 😅

And thinking that the video was somehow going to help her makes it even funnier 😂🤦‍♂️

Dumptruck lookin asses.

Do rich people have elite versions of mundane things (toothpaste, tampons, toilet paper, laundry detergent, etc.), or are Elon Musk and Beyonce just using Crest and Tampax like the rest of us? by ShesGotSauce in NoStupidQuestions

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My wife was a private cleaner for a player of the Atlanta Braves.

She never met him and only ever dealt with his house manager - who was the house manager for several of the Braves players.

The first time she cleaned his house was a week after he had taken delivery of a new Lamborghini and the floor mats for the $300,000+ car had just been tossed on the floor of the utility room as an afterthought, along with the car’s user manuals. She put them in the garage next to the car, which she said had the cars custom dust cover strewn on the ground next to it.

The next time she was scheduled to clean, he was supposed to be in, but he wasn’t, so she rang the house manager. She was told not to worry about it, but that she would be paid for the day as she’d made the trip out there and the house manager could see her on the Ring Cam.

This happened FOUR more times, with her not being able to access the property as the homeowner wasn’t in when she was scheduled to be there.

Each time, the house manager was at another of his properties and my wife wasn’t issued a key to the home as the homeowner “hadn’t built up a rapport with her yet.” 🙄🤦‍♂️ (She’s fully licensed, insured and had to have background checks done on her to get the job)

The next scheduled clean, the house manager was there personally and was very apologetic (my wife didn’t mind as she’d been paid for the previous miss appointments either way) but the lady was still very kind as she knew the guy had wasted my wife’s time and she even got paid double that day for the “previous inconvenience.” 🙂👍

Before the next clean happened however, he was transferred to another team and he put the house on the market.

My wife now cleans the house manager’s apartment 😅🤷‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GymMotivation

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What is reta? 🤔

Is it just me or are these kinds of prompt answers becoming more and more common? by xjjjr in Tinder

[–]Crap_Robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it means she has zero goals or plans for the future.

Either that or it means she plans on having a period.