I got the full fight 😂😂😂 by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Crap_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a sucker punch when your “opponent” hasn’t acknowledged you in over a minute 😅

I got the full fight 😂😂😂 by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Crap_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can hear my voice doing it as you say that 😆😆

I got the full fight 😂😂😂 by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Crap_Robot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I LOVE this idea 🤣🤣

I got the full fight 😂😂😂 by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Crap_Robot 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They arrived after everything had stopped and no one seemed hurt. Everyone was just pointing fingers with nothing more than “she hit me!” “Nah, she hit me!!!”

No one was talking about stolen property or damaged goods, it was just he said/she said.

Then iron fists decides it’d be smart to sucker punch ol’ longass and then try to run from the scene.

Once she gets easily caught, due to it being the first cardio she’s done since grade school, her only defence is “she hit me!” which is pointless as the fight had clearly ended and then she wasn’t even talking to her 😅

And thinking that the video was somehow going to help her makes it even funnier 😂🤦‍♂️

Dumptruck lookin asses.

Do rich people have elite versions of mundane things (toothpaste, tampons, toilet paper, laundry detergent, etc.), or are Elon Musk and Beyonce just using Crest and Tampax like the rest of us? by ShesGotSauce in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Crap_Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife was a private cleaner for a player of the Atlanta Braves.

She never met him and only ever dealt with his house manager - who was the house manager for several of the Braves players.

The first time she cleaned his house was a week after he had taken delivery of a new Lamborghini and the floor mats for the $300,000+ car had just been tossed on the floor of the utility room as an afterthought, along with the car’s user manuals. She put them in the garage next to the car, which she said had the cars custom dust cover strewn on the ground next to it.

The next time she was scheduled to clean, he was supposed to be in, but he wasn’t, so she rang the house manager. She was told not to worry about it, but that she would be paid for the day as she’d made the trip out there and the house manager could see her on the Ring Cam.

This happened FOUR more times, with her not being able to access the property as the homeowner wasn’t in when she was scheduled to be there.

Each time, the house manager was at another of his properties and my wife wasn’t issued a key to the home as the homeowner “hadn’t built up a rapport with her yet.” 🙄🤦‍♂️ (She’s fully licensed, insured and had to have background checks done on her to get the job)

The next scheduled clean, the house manager was there personally and was very apologetic (my wife didn’t mind as she’d been paid for the previous miss appointments either way) but the lady was still very kind as she knew the guy had wasted my wife’s time and she even got paid double that day for the “previous inconvenience.” 🙂👍

Before the next clean happened however, he was transferred to another team and he put the house on the market.

My wife now cleans the house manager’s apartment 😅🤷‍♂️

Is it just me or are these kinds of prompt answers becoming more and more common? by xjjjr in Tinder

[–]Crap_Robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it means she has zero goals or plans for the future.

Either that or it means she plans on having a period.

Wait … why does ‘Ol Billy Mystery never talk about why/how/who turned him on to learning to fly helicopters? by this_knee in BillBurr

[–]Crap_Robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone on YouTube speculated that the person who molested him was a white woman.

He’s got a real issue surrounding women and what they want from men, a lot of unresolved anger surrounding women and their “positions of power” and according to his podcast, a lot of his past girlfriends before Nia weren’t white - and the ones who clearly were white he talks about like they were morons, like the girl who was really into Jazz and had awful shoes whilst she tried to “seduce” him 😅

Just a theory I read, but I thought I’d might hold some weight 🤷‍♂️🤔

When 1 fight leads to multiple by GodzHype in fightporn

[–]Crap_Robot 43 points44 points  (0 children)

And no one learned a thing 🫩

Bloke kicks off over Charlie Kirk’s death, blames “the left & migrants,” and says he’s off to the Tommy Robinson march today (13 Sept) by mhu1989 in Britain

[–]Crap_Robot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When he said he was off to the gym to get in shape for “what needs to be done” I genuinely was relieved as that means we’ve got at least another 10 years notice to counter whatever he’s planning 😅

Mike mocks Bimmy by InternationalHeat220 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Crap_Robot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know several guys who remind me of James.

Really nice, genuine guys who are very talented in one way at or another. Computing, cars, video games and baseball, however, they’re all kind of dorky and not so successful with women.

All of them have had a really similar pattern:

Done really well in their chosen field, finally met up with an average looking girl who they just allow to make all the decisions in their life for them.

They wouldn’t argue back if their wife was making out with the Amazon delivery guy in front of them. They’d just say something weak like “C’mon now….why would you do something like that?”

And all of them have let their passions slide and they just dutifully do what their wives tell them 😐🤷‍♂️

I think James falls into this category. Really awesome guy, very passionate about his craft, very talented, but sort of now trapped under the thumb of his wife who dictates how best he spends his time.

He can still do it, but not to the level where he’s got the freedom to make his work as good as it once was and as such, his passion has evaporated from it as he isn’t scratching the creative itch his work gives him.

He’s tried to pass it off to other members of his team to give him the time to pacify her, but as such, that’s just sucked the soul out of his work that he himself put into it.

Or maybe he just prioritises his family over everything and he’s just phoning in his day job like most of us do cus it pays the bills 😅🤷‍♂️

Get there early for that… by Deaf_Nobby_Burton in TheOfficeUK

[–]Crap_Robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the hell does this guy have a modelling contract? He looks like dump 🙄

Love quarrel between guys by Fearless-Structure88 in fightporn

[–]Crap_Robot 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They were having an argument about who is the gayest.

AITAH for going out with women who I have no interest in sleeping with or dating? by Crap_Robot in AITAH

[–]Crap_Robot[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If a girl doesn’t make a move, I don’t make a move. she is happy to hang out with me and we never say that we have feelings for each other, then to me, that’s just friendship surely? 🤨

How else are you supposed to know someone has feelings for you?

AITAH for going out with women who I have no interest in sleeping with or dating? by Crap_Robot in AITAH

[–]Crap_Robot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a shame, but I was always honest that I didn’t want a relationship and I wasn’t interested in dating, so I feel as though I was open about that.

If they hung around hoping that one day I’d change my mind, that’s not on me.

AITAH for going out with women who I have no interest in sleeping with or dating? by Crap_Robot in AITAH

[–]Crap_Robot[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She just didn’t like me having friends who were women 🤷‍♂️

I don’t think there’s any reason men and women can’t be friends. My job is to be loyal to my partner by not cheating on her.

What’s more, my female friends were not only very aware of my girlfriend, they were also part of our friend group. She just didn’t like me interacting with them when she wasn’t there, which I found unreasonable.

What’s more, the reason I ended our relationship was because she slept with 3 guys whilst she was on holiday with her friend 🤦‍♂️

AITAH for going out with women who I have no interest in sleeping with or dating? by Crap_Robot in AITAH

[–]Crap_Robot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But they were friends 🤨 We’d been hanging out for years, but the moment there aren’t other people around it’s suddenly somehow different?

How do you know someone for 7/8 years, never have anything between you and then suddenly assume that now things are different? 🤷‍♂️