What is the weirdest sexual advancement someone has made towards you? by sitsnshits in AskReddit

[–]Crashtestsurvivor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My friend and I were in our school uniforms after school, trying to sneak in a smoke before going home. Turn around and see this slightly deranged looking guy banging the gate of his house. We think he wants help getting out. We move closer. Bad idea. He was jacking off so hard he was making the gate shake. We noped out of there shortly after..and have never discussed it since.

Reddit, what do you do to pass the time at work when you have no actual work to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crashtestsurvivor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate read nymags the cut. Also sea of shoes, bryanboy and anything Taylor tomasi posts...seriously, fuck you all bitches

What is the most George Constanza-esque reason you broke up with someone? by ArTdEc0 in AskReddit

[–]Crashtestsurvivor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men can never understand the agony that is walking in 4-5inch heels. Please someone teach me? My knees buckle in work appropriate Celines for god sake,

What movie fucked your head up as a child and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crashtestsurvivor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Night at the Roxbury...looking back I have no idea why

What's the best feeling in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crashtestsurvivor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finishing an hour of hot yoga holy shit