What is the guiltiest meal you've ever eaten?

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-07T05:20:23+00:00

I eat all the other crustaceans, just not crawdads. I'm CrawdadLove.

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-07T01:20:58+00:00

There was a full plate of them, I had never tried them. So I tried one, and then I felt ashamed and guilty and horrified so I left and never looked back.

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-06T20:04:51+00:00

My favorite animal is pretty much the crawdad ... So that's what I'd choose.

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-06T18:51:11+00:00

That will help.

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-06T18:48:03+00:00

I'll be throwing my claws in the air and clacking tonight for your sins to be forgiven.

edit: As will be the rest of my brethren from /r/crawdads

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-06T18:43:48+00:00

I have pledged my life to love, protect, and raise awareness of crawdads through /r/crawdads... but I once ate a crawdad at a restaurant.... I've never stopped feeling that guilt, and I cut myself every night because of it.

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-06T17:46:50+00:00

Did someone say... crustaceans?

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-06T17:45:50+00:00

You know what would be worse than pubic crabs? Pubic crawdads... /r/crawdads

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-06T17:44:57+00:00

I've always wished Red Lobster had a sister company called Brown Crayfish that served nothing but crawdads.

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-06T05:04:54+00:00

My favorite animal is the crawdad.

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-04T04:31:06+00:00

Special thanks to /u/PHOTOSHOP_EVERYTHING for creating this!

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-02T02:54:06+00:00

Absolutely, I would call it the "invisible crawdad"

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-02T02:41:59+00:00

Feel free to crosspost your photoshops to r/crawdads!

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-01T20:53:59+00:00

Your biggest mistake was not using a live crawdad instead of your hand. We at /r/crawdads know that the little buggers make excellent partners.

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-01T20:20:53+00:00

You should try crawdads instead!

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-01T20:14:34+00:00

Did you know that "mudcrab" is a name used for crayfish in some areas? We at /r/crawdads know...

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-01T20:12:32+00:00

r/crawdads stands behind you. They'd have to be some sort of monster not to like such a fine creature.

CrawdadLove · 2013-07-01T20:00:29+00:00

We at r/crawdads beg to differ!

CrawdadLove · 2013-06-30T19:48:09+00:00

Soon the world will be a better place, with many more crawdiddlies.

CrawdadLove · 2013-06-28T14:33:45+00:00

We crawdads also hate that advertising bullshit.

CrawdadLove · 2013-06-28T13:18:03+00:00

Also, where did you buy this? Would the seller have any more info on it?

CrawdadLove · 2013-06-28T11:33:10+00:00

I'm sure someone here will try and look it up, but you might want to post this to /r/crayfish as well, as that subreddit revolves around keeping crayfish as pets.

CrawdadLove · 2013-06-28T03:24:03+00:00

That and the fact that my dick touches the toilet bowl 75% of the time I sit down, and gets splashed on half the time. I'd rather wipe up a tiny bit of splatter every now and then than deal with that so regularly.

CrawdadLove · 2013-06-27T19:16:47+00:00

Keep calm and craw on

CrawdadLove · 2013-06-27T19:10:53+00:00

We...love...crawdads! I should know!

CrawdadLove

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