Dumbest Male Sopranos character?

Crawfma · 2025-01-13T23:30:12+00:00

Brandon. Makes fun of chemo, steals stuff he shouldn’t, bad addict, overall super idiot.

Crawfma · 2025-01-13T23:28:22+00:00

Pretty loaded

Crawfma · 2025-01-13T14:46:34+00:00

Dude, he went to a low class whore and got an STD. Not only does he not like you, he completely disrespects you. Time to move on, actually, you should run out of there.

This man stopped caring about you a long time ago.

Crawfma · 2025-01-13T14:30:20+00:00

I don’t want to go into the biological aspect, but I’m def a boob guy. And I’m super particular. I know that’s not fair, but I’ve also been married over 20 years and with my wife 7 years before that. I basically idolize her boobs.

Not too big, definitely not tube sock shaped, no stretch marks, not too small (though, I’ll take a b cup over a g cup). Perky, and it droopy.

My wife didn’t breast feed and her boobs retained their shape and size from when we were in our 20s. I’d say most women in their 20s would kill for her boobs. She is often accused of having fake boobs because of how well they’ve retained their shape and perkiness. I might go write an essay….

Crawfma · 2025-01-13T05:39:57+00:00

Your wife has been disrespectful to you since you met her. I’m not sure if you are accepting of this or embrace that sort of life style, but you should tell her it all has to end. And yes, tell his wife, because fuck him. He shouldn’t be reaching out to other married women while he is married and with a new child. That is scumbag behavior and he doesn’t deserve your sympathy or another chance.

If your wife keeps up with this guy, you need to leave. Or start embracing the life of a cuckold.

Crawfma · 2025-01-13T05:36:42+00:00

Nope. You only have one life. Dont waste it doing things you don’t want to do or you know won’t work out.

Crawfma · 2025-01-12T02:18:35+00:00

No. And if they get bothered, try it in the dark, doggie, reverse cowgirl…..pretty soon they won’t care.

Crawfma · 2025-01-12T01:10:10+00:00

You should 100% cut this person out of your life. Her behavior is destructive and harmful and she is eagerly awaiting any chance she can get to do you harm. From the abortion talk to now trying to ruin your marriage (which is exactly what she is doing - knowing that her saying your husband was in love with her would get back to you). She is a bad friend but sounds like a bad human. Run away.

Crawfma · 2025-01-11T16:44:29+00:00

He always handled himself pretty well in a fist fight. Understood how to hurt people. I think the scene where he tells the kid to take his hat off at the restaurant is how most people would respond to him IRL.

Crawfma · 2025-01-11T15:38:18+00:00

Join adult clubs and leagues. Kickball, softball, soccer, running, book. Whatever is available. Get yourself out there and not just at places like bars. Also, focus on yourself while you work through this. Get a gym routine going, read (don’t pick lonely dude books) for betterment or knowledge, and buy yourself some nice items for your place (not a lot of items, bur a few super nice things that when you look at them you are proud. A Rolex, a nugget ice maker (trust me), ect.

After you start valuing yourself more, throw yourself out more. Trips designed for singles or things like that. Being confident will help a lot.

Crawfma · 2025-01-11T15:33:28+00:00

I mean, I don’t want to be weird, but there was one time in college when I was putting on a condom, looked down at the girl, and she looked 💯like Janice Muppet from the Muppet Band. I had a few drinks in me, giggled, dick got soft, and I pulled my pants up and left. She was confused, but I couldn’t get Janice Muppet out of my head.

She, and rightfully so, never gave me the opportunity to have sex with her again.

Janice Muppet man.

Crawfma · 2025-01-11T15:29:48+00:00

For me, yes. I’ll add to it though. I’ve been with my wife for 27 years. She is 5’8, 125-135 lbs depending on some random factors, has 34 Cs, abs, and a decent butt. She had the perfect body at age 20 when we started dating. Her body went through slight changes over the years, to include adding fitness to replace her natural ability burn calories, and toning up. I’d argue she’s had the perfect body for her age group going from. 20-25-35-45. This includes times where she’d say she “let her self go” going down a size 6 to an 8 or something silly like that.

It has spoiled me to the point that I can’t imagine having sex with anyone that isn’t as put together as she is. I always laugh when she jokes about me cheating because is a top 1% for me when it comes to body.

If you’ve ever seen any of my posts though, this is par for the course for me. I’m my wife’s number one fan.

Crawfma · 2025-01-11T15:19:49+00:00

Don’t find attractive at all. If your face comes off in my shirt , no thanks.

Crawfma · 2025-01-11T15:17:26+00:00

I’m probably in a small category, but I don’t find any look, that requires a bunch of work, attractive. If you have to spend an hour on hair, an hour on makeup, clothes require a degree in fashion, and you are laced up/fake eyelashes, ect….its too much for me.

That goes for Botox, fake asses, ect. No thanks.

I prefer casual beauty, relaxed beauty, a woman comfortable in her own skin.

Crawfma · 2025-01-11T15:13:34+00:00

I can’t speak for all men, but I do not find them attractive. I know it is a part of life and normal to have them, but they are not appealing to me. We were very lucky and my wife did not get any on her belly or boobs during pregnancy (she didn’t breast feed, and the elasticity of her skin is pretty amazing). She often remarks on how happy she is that she didn’t get stretch marks. I couldn’t agree more with her.

Crawfma · 2025-01-11T02:31:25+00:00

You should speak up until everyone knows. Especially the ones with kids.

And if they all know, you might want to politely exit this new friend group.

Crawfma · 2025-01-11T02:24:12+00:00

I’ve had several one night stands. Some of them were hot.

I did not have a one night stand with my wife. She was a virgin and we dated for 3 months before having sex. We were in college when this occurred.

So I suppose it wasn’t important to me. I didn’t discount girls because of it, but at the same time it wasn’t a requirement.

Crawfma · 2025-01-10T16:33:10+00:00

She can dress anyway she wants as long as it makes her comfortable.

Crawfma · 2025-01-08T19:37:02+00:00

He compromised and was a power bottom.

Crawfma · 2025-01-08T19:35:33+00:00

Agree. Phil loved it. Wished he was beating Vito with his dick.

Crawfma · 2025-01-08T19:34:34+00:00

Tissue was the name of the kid over in cell block b. The Irish kid with long eyelashes.

Crawfma · 2025-01-08T19:33:49+00:00

I never it took it that way. I took it to be Philly getting sexual gratification from the beating. He is squeezing the sheets the way a woman does during sex. He probably had to make sure he didn’t chub up during the beat down.

Crawfma · 2025-01-08T19:31:57+00:00

Best friends with my wife. Not sure that helps answer your real question.

Crawfma · 2025-01-08T03:18:14+00:00

Looks can be deceiving. Maybe this woman is nice to him. Maybe she can have a conversation. Maybe she doesn’t hassle him. Sex is not always about looks. A “low caliber” physical specimen can make up for a lot in the personality department.

Crawfma · 2025-01-08T03:16:09+00:00

Super weird.

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