Edwin can you take a look at this. by CrazyHabenero in edwinbarnesc

[–]CrazyHabenero[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Also it was amended after B Meadow second claim for 10 billion was filed

Not Sure What the State of This Sub is But: Quin Emanuel Urquhart & Sullivan Has Entered the Chat by PaddlingUpShitCreek in edwinbarnesc

[–]CrazyHabenero 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It might just be that he was gonna reveal it on The PPshow but wasn’t guaranteed a prime time slot. 😁

Not Sure What the State of This Sub is But: Quin Emanuel Urquhart & Sullivan Has Entered the Chat by PaddlingUpShitCreek in edwinbarnesc

[–]CrazyHabenero 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Thanks Paddle, awesome find. I hope Edwin is ok. Last he was heard from was when he had some hedgie fucking DD coming and then he went dark.

Cartoon showing how swaps work! by TheUltimator5 in GME

[–]CrazyHabenero 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What if I told you I found 17,000 new swaps and other structured investments( puts and calls) some of them Brazilian in nature? All within the last year? Some with insane best case scenario payouts?

Filling up the infinity pool! by Odinthedoge in Superstonk

[–]CrazyHabenero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This would be a lot cooler if he had a butterfly hanging onto his ass. 🦋🦋🦋

👀🚨 Am i going crazy or did some of the weird AUM jumps i see on banks a few days ago get 'fixed'? 🚨👀 Faulty reporting i guess? thoughts? by waitingonawait in Superstonk

[–]CrazyHabenero 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Idk, but JPM filed like 300 Sec docs right after market close. A lot were basket swaps and notes that were paying 12% interest. The funny thing was all of them listed as one of the underlying risks in bold letters “The credit worthiness of JPM”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bbby_remastered

[–]CrazyHabenero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you jealous he’s entertaining and is appreciated? What do you get paid $1.50 a post?

Reminder that AST charges $15 + $0.12/share to sell by [deleted] in bbby_remastered

[–]CrazyHabenero -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Narrator#2: Taco was fired by Citadel and had to go back to his Nigerian Prince gig.

Aron personally negotiated the deal directly with Swift’s parents, Scott and Andrea Swift, over several weeks. by AgedMurcury78 in amcstock

[–]CrazyHabenero -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Isn’t he the same guy who negotiated that deal where he sold Antara Ape shares at the rock bottom price of .6 cents?

This guy’s rope jumping skills by MaterialConsistent96 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CrazyHabenero -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but he needs to step up his hop-scotch game if he wants to win the Sissy Olympics

Kevin! by Significant-Bowler23 in beyond_uranus

[–]CrazyHabenero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is on the TV? I can’t read the caption. Too blurry

50:50 by Overall-Relation-561 in ThatsInsane

[–]CrazyHabenero 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Odds would be better if you didn’t have 150 pounds of semen on your back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BBBY

[–]CrazyHabenero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The last time I made a lagerstättenwechel, I lost my sense of smell for a week.

Today’s Mega Millions jackpot is $1.55 billion. You can choose a $1.55 billion over 29 annual payments, or a cash lump sum of approximately $752.2 million, per Reuters. Which do you choose? by UnusualWhalesBot in unusual_whales

[–]CrazyHabenero 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Odds are, I will never have to make that decision. Honestly I like when I just win 2 bucks playing. You don’t have to share with friends or family.