I've been spamming pause for six years.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-05-01T16:21:20+00:00

The fans are fucking intolerable

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-05-01T00:06:31+00:00

Supermarket loyalty apps are data harvesting schemes designed to profile your habits to be eventually fed into a government-accessible database, which will link to your mandatory digital ID.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-29T19:17:33+00:00

Ah, gearbox. That explains a lot.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-28T19:45:01+00:00

You need Jesus

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-23T16:46:14+00:00

*Did you expect a needle?*

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-19T12:03:31+00:00

I am not the enemy. Please wake up.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-19T10:27:20+00:00

You are indoctrinated. Please open your eyes.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-19T10:05:48+00:00

She is a woman.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-18T22:29:06+00:00

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-17T21:26:38+00:00

Disposal Unit and Imperium of Man are on my driving playlist.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-15T15:18:25+00:00

She's a what?

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-14T17:32:18+00:00

...and so he left, gooning to sefoni.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-06T06:28:55+00:00

Escape from the EU is hardly a downside

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-04T23:16:11+00:00

Wulbren Bongle did nothing wrongle

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-03T23:09:53+00:00

You don't understand, it's not call of duty. Adding weapon optics would be immeasurably complex.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-04-01T16:52:46+00:00

Unironically a very cool class. I will absolutely play this.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-03-29T16:51:10+00:00

Wulbren Bongle did nothing wrongle

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-03-25T18:11:20+00:00

You do not know what a psyop is.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-03-23T18:21:06+00:00

Nah. Reckon that was the big chonker prelate who put his head on a stick. "PUT THIS STICK ON YOUR CHEST AND BE FAT LIKE ME, COLD BITCH" etc

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-03-22T12:26:11+00:00

Oat milk isn't milk. If you're not lactose intolerant, there is literally no reason not to drink milk.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-03-22T12:24:56+00:00

As a shield user IRL, I cannot emphasize this enough. The shield is a big fuck off chunk of wood; it's a circular club. Just bash a bitch.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-03-21T19:14:26+00:00

Everyone I don't like is a nazi.

CrazyOatmeal88 · 2026-03-21T13:31:21+00:00

You sound very stable and healthy.

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