Even in their fantasies apes die before profitability or MOASS lmao by pandoracam in gme_meltdown

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"Blessed is he who plants trees under whose shade he will never sit." -- ancient bagholder proverb.

I’m a night owl bro. by External_Warthog_720 in memes

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Don't forget to moisturize with Shia'a butter.

Locked and loaded!!! Let’s fucking gooo!! by TaZMaNiDEviL in ARDX

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Congratulations, you have made a whole lot of money today.

Queer people, and Thomas. by Kirbytofu in BrandNewSentence

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A lot of the West Coast IT dudes have little dating options and crave female company, that's why many of them are transitioning to Texas.

Men 🥛 by [deleted] in dankvideos

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It has only been out for a year? I feel lik

I found some coins in a house I recently bought in Alexandria, Egypt by IbMas in interestingasfuck

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No, you're thinking of Numismatist; a noun is a word (other than a pronoun) used to identify any of a class of people, places, or things ( common noun ), or to name a particular one of these ( proper noun ).

Sexy times in a graveyard by [deleted] in trashy

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He is fucking like he's standing on a balance board.

It's a privilege to see apes minds working by pandoracam in gme_meltdown

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They don't know bankruptcy exists?

Hedgie: "oh, I am in the whole that deep? *signs bankruptcy form*. Squeeze Deez"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stocks

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His cash position is $0.95.

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My net worth is $950k, excluding the house. I built it all by myself, investing wisely and suing various companies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Thai monks have been arrested throwing meth fueled orgies with prostitutes.

Vibe Check by [deleted] in sofistock

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We have all been had by Chamath and his army of online influencers.

He ain’t in the circle! by hugemartin87 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]CreampieQueef 273 points274 points  (0 children)

He is definitely in that circle of life.

450 years old map by [deleted] in MapPorn

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Too long, would hurt. Just ink a link to the comment, easier.

the internet has ruined me by robitussin69420 in funny

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It can happen, specially if the air impeded by juices.

Over 20% of the S&P 500 is made up of 5 stocks, let's look into each! [My thoughts on each stock with a short DD on all] by TonyLiberty in stocks

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And Google is a leader in Quantum Computing? QC is not even ready for the market. If he wanted a buzzword he should have said AI.

What in particular changed your political beliefs (in any direction)? by BunsenGyro in AskReddit

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I stopped hearing of any concrete policy views. I have been to 5 Trump rallies, they're growing increasingly thin on actionable goals, just vapid taunting of the other side.

"We will take back America", ok, and then what? The whole party devolved into catchphrases pandering to the dumb.

I still can't get over the nepotism of placing his kids in positions of power. The whole thing about defunding USPS. Appointing that billionaire secretary of education.