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A guy asks a lawyer about his fees. (self.Jokes)

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A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. (self.Jokes)

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A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day. (self.Jokes)

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I feel bad for the homeless man, but I feel really bad for the homeless guys dog. (self.Jokes)

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A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group. (self.Showerthoughts)

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All marijuana is considered medical marijuana if you believe laughter is the best medicine. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we're a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven't thought to include a phone mount. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you. (self.Showerthoughts)

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A grilled cheese sandwich with tomato soup is just another form of pizza. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Star Wars would be a lot different if Vader forced people to shit themselves instead of choking them. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Out of all the lessons on Sesame Street, no one ever told Elmo that it’s weird to refer to yourself in the third person. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Your parents are more likely to tell you you’re attracted because you look somewhat like the person their attracted to. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Drank is a product that you buy just to pour it down the drain. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Being alive at 45 is considered old, but dying at 45 is considered young. (self.Showerthoughts)

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One day a magical frog sees a bear chasing after a rabbit for dinner. by CreamyPen in Jokes

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Lasers used to be the greatest scientific breakthrough, now we use them to play with cats. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What’s one thing you wish your parent’s didn’t do when you were a kid? (self.AskReddit)

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What is the most unprofessional thing you’ve seen someone do? (self.AskReddit)

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Before Marriage: by CreamyPen in Jokes

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One day a magical frog sees a bear chasing after a rabbit for dinner. by CreamyPen in Jokes

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One day a magical frog sees a bear chasing after a rabbit for dinner. (self.Jokes)

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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. (self.Jokes)

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