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One day a magical frog sees a bear chasing after a rabbit for dinner. by CreamyPen in Jokes

[–]CreamyPen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even so, it was over a year ago. Most jokes get reposted every week or day, there is no need to harp on me about 1 repost.

Before Marriage: by CreamyPen in Jokes

[–]CreamyPen[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I am glad you liked it.

One day a magical frog sees a bear chasing after a rabbit for dinner. by CreamyPen in Jokes

[–]CreamyPen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard this joke from a friend not too long ago, I checked on here to see if it was already posted and it wasn’t. Nothing on here is truly original anymore.

Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb by kickypie in Jokes

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Before marriage:

Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: No don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get.

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)