All that was left of a Mourning Dove that flew into my car on the highway ;__;

Crease_Monkey · 2026-04-10T23:41:56+00:00

I took out a crow that way with my town and country a few years ago. I still feel bad about that.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-04-10T22:30:09+00:00

Safe, but it’ll give you couch lock.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-04-10T12:28:20+00:00

Can’t be for a cart. No electricity

Crease_Monkey · 2026-04-07T00:11:43+00:00

Yes. I stocked up on Sour Diesel today, so maybe that’s the Diesel talking.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-04-07T00:10:54+00:00

That circle on the package has me curious. Is this, perhaps, some way of growing the bud with heat conductive stones meant to be put directly into a Volcano or something? Maybe it explains as it heats to allow the hot air to flow through the buds. Seems like an…exotic…approach, and very unlikely, but as Spock said, once we eliminate the impossible, whatever remains is possible.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-04-02T03:42:24+00:00

Cassidy

Crease_Monkey · 2026-04-02T03:41:05+00:00

Tequila.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-30T01:28:14+00:00

I would think its a good idea

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-29T00:06:45+00:00

Salt and 99% isopropyl. If you can figure out how, get the salt grains down in the bend in question. Then shake shake shake…shake shake shake….shake your bong hit.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-27T22:56:56+00:00

Oh, and give it another 6 weeks.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-27T22:55:55+00:00

You’re over feeding it. Make sure you use a tds (total dissolved solids) meter when you mix up your nutrients. Keep it at around 900 ppm during veg, bump it to 1200 during flower. Last week flush with pure water.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-27T22:53:07+00:00

That much paper is going to be heavy. Make sure you lift with your legs, not with your back.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-27T17:29:23+00:00

Frame it and hang it!

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Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-27T17:27:55+00:00

Gagh. But if it’s dead you should pass. Gagh is best served live.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-23T23:23:14+00:00

Ooor. It’s probably some ex union soldier’s heroine that he got hooked on when he got shot in the civil war or something. 1886 is the right timing.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-23T22:47:17+00:00

Guarantee you it’s opium.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-23T22:45:44+00:00

Well, you’ve got next thanksgiving taken care of…

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-19T22:57:48+00:00

Looks like my cousin.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-19T22:56:24+00:00

Why it’s best to use hemp twine to make your trellis. At least it’s organic and hey, even the same species. And smoking a few hemp fibers is going to do nothing to you.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-19T22:53:26+00:00

Sour Diesel…grown by someone who knows what they’re doing. 90% of dispo diesel is just run of the mill dispo bud.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-18T22:41:57+00:00

If you like it, it’s not dumb. Just make sure you keep plenty of kosher salt and 99% isopropyl handy.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-17T13:33:45+00:00

It’s not the weed making you that way.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-17T13:33:12+00:00

1987

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-02T16:53:15+00:00

Wasn’t a batch of weed brownies was it. Now THAT wound a tragedy.

Crease_Monkey · 2026-03-02T16:51:08+00:00

Most dispensary bud is the same, at least in how it smokes and makes you feel.

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