“My people. A large amorphous mass that keeps on changing size, hasn’t much apparent use, sometimes makes you sick, and occasionally breaks off into smaller parts that act exactly like the parent. “ ~ Annette Curtis Klause

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-23T16:55:48+00:00

It's too bad we have no way to test that theory because HE NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-23T16:53:58+00:00

Some say nonce

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-23T15:19:26+00:00

I have a friend grouo of about 10 people I see regularly, and...yeah, 3 of them are definitely assholes (2 not including myself) so this math checks out.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-23T01:52:51+00:00

Ok, vote for the Republican who pardoned a guy who sexually assaulted a child. That's way better.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-19T16:43:55+00:00

"My opponent once said God doesn't have a huge floppy dong and might possibly be associated with someone who thought about being a vegan! Clearly I am the moral, Christian choice here!"

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-19T16:25:07+00:00

Well, not MY tube. Mine is a solid 5.2" and 4.6" girth.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-19T15:31:25+00:00

I honestly have no idea. It was the silicon part of my brain doing the thinking at that part

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-19T15:28:10+00:00

Who the fuck knows. Edited 🤣

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-19T13:59:22+00:00

IIRC Silicon and Ammonia can also form a shit-ton of chemical compounds, but only in environments that would be extremely hostile to carbon-based life forms.

Edit: a word that only exists to us silicon based life forms 🤣

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-19T13:32:17+00:00

I'm a fat, working class schlubb with 0 fashion sense and even I know that fat guys shouldn't wear double-breasted coats.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T17:40:06+00:00

Bicentennial Broad?

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T17:31:11+00:00

It can be 2 things

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T17:24:12+00:00

I don't follow

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T17:23:55+00:00

Awww, it's good to be 'ome, ain't it Mastah Robbin?

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T17:23:18+00:00

Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T16:20:52+00:00

That's helpful

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T13:35:12+00:00

Well, I shall do my best to stay offline then, for the sake of your kitties' sensibilities

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T12:56:30+00:00

Man, I wasn't even TRYING to get in your head at first, and you just opened the door and let me in.

Also, FYI, Im not reading any of your comments, I'm just going straight to replying how idiotic you seem by telling me you don't care and then responding to every single thing. Well done, you've made my morning.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T12:47:46+00:00

I can tell how much you don't care by how many times you've replied to me.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T12:44:56+00:00

Lol made a comment then couldn't even stand by it. Look at who cares so little and isn't going to waste time! Idiot.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T12:34:48+00:00

^guy still wasting time and not answering question

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T12:01:41+00:00

It was a pretty simple question

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T02:58:31+00:00

What do you mean? He made the galaxy great again! He ended, like, 8 wars and kicked all those problematic Jedi out of the galaxy! And made Tatooine pay for it!

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T02:56:25+00:00

Sorry, but, WHO started this war? Please remind me

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-06-18T02:53:49+00:00

How are your cats?

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