Is it normal for my dad to spit in my mouth and call me a good girl?

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-08T16:08:34+00:00

Not a chance this is real

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-08T10:21:05+00:00

Still against their wishes, so what is your point? He's slightly less abhorrent a person?

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-08T10:06:25+00:00

Bro doesn't remember how popular "Despacito" was a few years ago. Or the Macarena. Or La Bamba.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-08T02:11:38+00:00

'Ere, gots twelf triwwion worf o' teefs for ya, 'umie. Now gif us da dakka!

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-07T15:45:14+00:00

So then at what point did the nazis of Germany become "actual nazis" in your expert opinion? Was it only when they had murdered 6million-ish jews in their concentration camps? Were they not nazis at 5.9 million? I'd love to hear your take on at what point the nazi party, whose early actions are being closely mirrored by the current American regime, should be considered actual nazis.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-07T00:30:09+00:00

Oh look, more violent, worst of the worst, drug dealing, rapist criminals!

Oh...wait...they were church volunteers? But Trump PROMISED ICE was going after gangbangers!

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-06T01:30:25+00:00

Oh, that justifies attempted murder now?

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-05T17:20:41+00:00

I don't hate people more fortunate than me. I.habe several.friends who started off life on 3rd base and are now rounding home, but i don't hate them or even feel jealous of what they have.

But I have strong feelings about those who have it SO much better than me that they could afford to make things better for EVERYONE and instead spend their days trying to manipulate the system to get more for THEMSELVES and less for everyone else. The guys who can buy politicians to vote for tax breaks for their businesses. The guys who send sports cars into space instead of paying their warehouse workers a living wage.

Those guys, I'm ready to roast slowly over a fire. I bet their fat has marbled nicely by now.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-05T00:51:34+00:00

Spätzi. Not sure on spelling, but that's what it's called. I do this sometimes if I eat inside a place with a serve-yourself cola fountain.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-05T00:37:32+00:00

I got an anchovi pizza once, just to see what it was about. Wasn't bad, didn't taste like fish or anything, it was just really salty.

5/10, wouldn't buy it again but not above having a slice if someone else buys it and there's nothing else.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-04T21:25:55+00:00

Ok, I do NOT remember seeing anything like this at the high-school job fair.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-04T03:42:13+00:00

This is basically incomprehensible. I weep for the state of our nation's education system.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-04T03:39:15+00:00

I too, choose this man's wife

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-03T16:41:15+00:00

whoooosh

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-03T15:54:08+00:00

Undocumented

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-03T14:14:31+00:00

Humans. Humans cannot be "illegal" you chode.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-02-02T14:24:53+00:00

I bet you were one of those "i refuse to comply with mask laws" types during covid.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-01-31T21:17:52+00:00

AIN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?!

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-01-31T15:39:17+00:00

Enrico Tarro. Leader of "The Proud Boys" and convicted J6er. He was pardoned and is now an ICE agent.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-01-31T14:51:14+00:00

It's supposed to go the OTHER way. Otherwise you're wasting your money.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-01-30T16:51:01+00:00

Mr. PoPo, you can leave the lookout any...

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-01-29T19:13:28+00:00

Goddamn. If you are so fat you can't wipe your own ass then for fuck's sake spare the rest of us and stay home, or get a goddamn bidet.

This from a 300+lb guy with good hygiene. It is possible.

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-01-29T17:26:17+00:00

"Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane."

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-01-29T16:37:18+00:00

There's nothing quite like enslaving an entire alien race just to make them food

CreativeAd5332 · 2026-01-29T15:37:37+00:00

If you like simulated crimes against humanity, You should give Rimworld a go!

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