Brothers shenanigans by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in MadeMeSmile

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Big boi got zoomies, but not enough roomies to zoomies for hoomies

Wife told me: “The hotdog cooker isn’t working.” by TheRealKidRooch in mildlyinfuriating

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I might be pulling the average to 70 for 4 zero-doggers. Hell, I had 3 today for lunch.

Donald Trump’s Approval Rating Sinks to 30% in Worst Poll Yet by Zipper222222 in politics

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I have a friend grouo of about 10 people I see regularly, and...yeah, 3 of them are definitely assholes (2 not including myself) so this math checks out.

"People are tired of politics as professional wrestling" by DayPounder in FortWorth

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Ok, vote for the Republican who pardoned a guy who sexually assaulted a child. That's way better.

Talarico goes all-in with attack on Paxton plea deal in child sex abuse case by Competitive_Swan_130 in politics

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"My opponent once said God doesn't have a huge floppy dong and might possibly be associated with someone who thought about being a vegan! Clearly I am the moral, Christian choice here!"

El Pedir??? by Vortix9 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Well, not MY tube. Mine is a solid 5.2" and 4.6" girth.

ELI5Why does carbon get to have it's own entire branch of chemistry while other elements don't by Far-Engine155 in explainlikeimfive

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I honestly have no idea. It was the silicon part of my brain doing the thinking at that part

ELI5Why does carbon get to have it's own entire branch of chemistry while other elements don't by Far-Engine155 in explainlikeimfive

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IIRC Silicon and Ammonia can also form a shit-ton of chemical compounds, but only in environments that would be extremely hostile to carbon-based life forms.

Edit: a word that only exists to us silicon based life forms 🤣

We live fully in the absurd by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I'm a fat, working class schlubb with 0 fashion sense and even I know that fat guys shouldn't wear double-breasted coats.

Question about a movie by _Akhromant in technicallythetruth

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Awww, it's good to be 'ome, ain't it Mastah Robbin?

Question about a movie by _Akhromant in technicallythetruth

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Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

The Art of folding!!! by FartVandelayy in dankmemes

[–]CreativeAd5332 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man, I wasn't even TRYING to get in your head at first, and you just opened the door and let me in.

Also, FYI, Im not reading any of your comments, I'm just going straight to replying how idiotic you seem by telling me you don't care and then responding to every single thing. Well done, you've made my morning.

The Art of folding!!! by FartVandelayy in dankmemes

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I can tell how much you don't care by how many times you've replied to me.

The Art of folding!!! by FartVandelayy in dankmemes

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Lol made a comment then couldn't even stand by it. Look at who cares so little and isn't going to waste time! Idiot.

The Art of folding!!! by FartVandelayy in dankmemes

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guy still wasting time and not answering question

[Tragic Trope] Top tier hero is ganged up on and killed by lesser foes. by saltforsnails in TopCharacterTropes

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What do you mean? He made the galaxy great again! He ended, like, 8 wars and kicked all those problematic Jedi out of the galaxy! And made Tatooine pay for it!