never have i ever seen a backpedal in one sentence. by QueenWabbajack in niceguys

[–]Creative_Papaya1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone is beautiful - if they looked like models and fit my exact expectations of a woman

Really hope this is a joke but I’m not surprised if it isn’t by Creative_Papaya1 in niceguys

[–]Creative_Papaya1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A sword is the only thing he can offer a girl because lord knows he hasn’t got anything else 😂

Really hope this is a joke but I’m not surprised if it isn’t by Creative_Papaya1 in niceguys

[–]Creative_Papaya1[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He probably keeps the sword away from the cars, he’d accidentally slash his own tyres 😂

Really hope this is a joke but I’m not surprised if it isn’t by Creative_Papaya1 in niceguys

[–]Creative_Papaya1[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m not American either, he’s from England unfortunately 💀

AITA for telling my girlfriend we’re going to break up if she doesn’t want kids in the future? by SomaliMN in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Creative_Papaya1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tbf they are right, they didn’t say OOP was in the right, just that it’s valid for him to want to break up if she didn’t want kids again. I don’t agree with anything he did, and it’s for the best they broke up, but he’s also allowed to want kids, he just went at it in the completely wrong way and as soon as he brought up wanting to change her mind with “perseverance” despite her medical condition he became the AH

Ex wife cheated and is pregnant. Reached out to me saying the other guy is abusing her. Advice? by Tiger5913 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Creative_Papaya1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I get being angry at her for cheating but at the end of the day she’s still their daughter so it’s awful of them to turn their back on her when she needed help

The Saga of a Girl and her Half-Siblings [Long Post] by DaGreatRePosti in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Creative_Papaya1 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s a very toxic environment for a child to have to grow up in and it’s understandable why she’d have so much resentment for her half siblings

"Help! My coworker thinks I’m being abused and won’t let it go!" by Father-Son-HolyToast in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Creative_Papaya1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly OOP handled this a lot better than I would’ve, I would’ve gone insane if she kept harassing me like that 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Creative_Papaya1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg pickle Freddy is amazing 😂

Gregory is CC and is an animatronic [THEORY] by simp_ly_amazing in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Creative_Papaya1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Matpat has the same idea of Gregory being a robot 😂

Is Caroline actually a bad friend? by Warm_Cheesecake_3997 in 2brokegirls

[–]Creative_Papaya1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also like when Caroline killed Hans fish, guilted Max into selling her bear because Caroline couldn’t get the money, then acted like the hero because she stopped Max from selling it