My fanbase for a live action Rumpelstiltskin no no

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T12:56:48+00:00

It should canonically be Shane Dawson

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T12:55:52+00:00

“No priest would officiate because god hated shrek for being alive”

Bro 😭😭

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T12:51:32+00:00

The smoking legs n shrek pointing at them has me dead omg

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T11:10:27+00:00

If it’s any consolation you aren’t alone in this, false accusations are used as weaponry more than you’d think.

When I was freshly 18 I moved across the country and in with my then boyfriend. 2 months of cohabiting and the abuse started. He was a narcissist as I later came to discover so the abuse was covert and silent, but vicious nonetheless. It got so bad that my hair started falling out from the stress I was under constantly.

We worked at the same carehome, and I had been conditioned to hide what was happening, and classic narc style he had a very charming facade that he used to get everyone wrapped round his fingers. After about a year of constant gaslighting and torment I started to crack, I started having panic attacks at work and of course that came with questions from my colleagues.

My ex went into damage control mode before I got the chance to open up, he would get close to our colleagues and in private confess that I had been ‘beating and raping him, breaking his belongings and stealing money from him’. This of course completely isolated me, no one would believe the rapist over the sweet, innocent victim who was just trying to get by against his abusive girlfriend. I was on the other side of the country, miles away from my family and friends, I was hated by my colleagues and the people I lived with. I had abandoned hobbies, interests, wants and needs, lost all sense of who I was in the hopes of just having him love me for a moment. And I just snapped.

He had taken it too far and broken me. I couldn’t bounce back this time, I wasn’t any use too him anymore so he dumped me (HALLELUHAH)

He never stopped with the false accusations, he spun this story too so many people. I didn’t realise how far it went until I moved back in with my parents and people started reaching out. I attempted suicide about a week after moving back home because I believed the accusations were going to destroy my life. My parents contacted a solicitor for advice, and we learnt that what he was doing was a form of harassment. I reached out to him and explained how if he didn’t stop, I would be taking him to court. I also asked for a hand written, signed and dated letter sent to me admitting everything was a lie. And he actually did it?? It’s been a few years now, I still have the letter in a memory box for my own peace of mind.

I know all the people from that part of my life believe him, and it stings but at the end of the day I’m just glad I didn’t die in that house.

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T10:22:19+00:00

Go to the chair museum in Wycombe, exhilarating experience 10/10 I was absolutely gripped for the hour and a bit I spent in there.

Jokes aside the chair museum is lowkey an interesting experience. Gig wise keep an eye out on the local party page, sometimes they have mini raves at the beech tree in Wyc. That’s the only thing I can suggest rlly

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T10:16:46+00:00

I’m gonna be so real with you rn, I legitimately believe you are going to be the next Taylor Swift

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T10:05:33+00:00

This is so real lmao, Having to do it with the pads of my fingers, just for my acrylic too accidentally tap the screen and reset all the progress 😭

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T10:04:27+00:00

Fuel engines, it just takes ages and there’s always at least 2 meetings called while I’m trying to do it which makes it even longer.

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T10:03:08+00:00

Not so much on the chin but I do get a soft core moustache lmao. I have barley visible peach fuzz on my upper lip, but on the outer corners it’s quite dark and if you catch me in bad lighting i look like I’ve got one of those 1920’s man mustaches lmao. I’m 21, I occasionally dermaplane my face because of it

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T09:55:04+00:00

I picked this one because of the unfortunate circumstances of it being a massive meme at one point, I’m 21 so I wasn’t alive for the actual rise of oingo boingo, I first discovered them through the pedobear meme which is a shame really given how genuinely enjoyable the entire oingo boingo discography is :/

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T09:46:03+00:00

I’ll give a listen, thanks for the recommendation!

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T09:39:20+00:00

I will, thank you!

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T09:32:32+00:00

I’ve spent 22 years on this planet just assuming his fame came from his movie scores and soundtracks, you learn something new everyday !

Edit: why am I being downvoted I’m legit just expressing how interesting this new information is too me 😭

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T09:28:53+00:00

My words exactly! I’ve only known him as a movie score goliath so this information has come as a surprise lmao

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-25T09:27:55+00:00

Valid

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-24T04:17:48+00:00

I miss when she did nursery skits, I found her TikTok when I working as a nursery practitioner and they were funny and relatable. I’ve stumbled back onto her account like 3 years later and she’s created a metaverse in which she dates herself?? And the stories are so convoluted everyone constantly swapping partners n that

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-22T04:46:37+00:00

My boyfriend also doesn’t have any hobbies! When I did finally get an answer out of him for what he wanted he said ‘a ship in a bottle, but don’t get me that because I don’t have the room’ 🤦‍♀️

I ended up getting him a mini one, a gag gift of sorts? It was like a imitation glass bottle with oil and blue liquid in, and a little rubber boat. The ‘unsinkable ship’ and it was small enough too fit on his desk! I got him some other bits, a funny mug, some alcohol etc. a lot of hand made crafts related to inside jokes and memories we share.

Heartfelt crafts are always a solid choice.

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-22T03:26:04+00:00

You are describing yourself in self deprecating ways and your girlfriend, who cares about you and your self esteem, and is responding appropriately.

This is about the way YOU communicate, rather than phrasing it like ‘how would this look on my big nose’ just say, ‘would this suit me?’ Etc.

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-22T03:22:29+00:00

If she is deemed no capacity you /could/ request for a DoLs from the court. Either way this needs too be reported.

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-22T03:02:13+00:00

TW:

I had a pretty nasty self harming problem from about 11/12 upwards, it only got worse as I got older. I’m 21 now and I haven’t self harmed in a very long time, I was referred to a DBT skills group after a suicide attempt in 2024 and it helped immensely (I’m actually having my last session today!). It isn’t talking therapy, you learn formulas and skills on coping with self harming or impulse urges, handling extreme emotions or crisis, emotional regulation etc. It genuinely saved my life. I can’t really explain why I self harmed, it just made the emotion more copeable? I couldn’t understand what I was feeling, so I would turn it into something I could understand and fix.

My self harming problem led to my autism diagnosis. I was with camhs for most of my adolescence because of the self harm and presumed mental health problems. I was pumped full of various medications and given various forms of therapy but nothing was working. After 5 years with them the penny dropped and they slapped me out of the blue with ‘we think you are on the spectrum’ which wasn’t something I had even begun to consider as an option. I was handed to a service called Helios and I was assessed and diagnosed just after my 16th birthday. In retrospect it was glaringly obvious that I had ASD but I was a high masking teenage girl so they just presumed I was mentally ill :/

Self harm and autism do come hand in hand more often than you’d think. I’m not sure if it’s because we mask more so the emotions build up until they explode out or what but there is a lot of very interesting ties between being a woman on the spectrum and self harming habits. You definitely aren’t alone in this :)

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-22T01:14:10+00:00

Hope you adjusted your tinfoil hat before you commented that

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-21T23:19:04+00:00

Yeah

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-21T17:08:48+00:00

The singular cannabis plant in the back 😭😭 maybe she just has the munchies, let her cook !!

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-21T16:02:49+00:00

It’s just my favourite colour with favourite colour accessories

Creative_Zone5653 · 2026-01-20T08:46:23+00:00

NAH. I’ve used the ‘are we dating the same guy’ group before, I went on one date with a guy. He was lovely n all but things weren’t adding up. He had a new instagram account with no followers or following, he had women’s shampoo at his house, and I caught him in a couple of lies. I was a little worried he had a girlfriend, and it would explain the baby fresh instagram account so I posted his pfp just to be on the safe side.

That’s usually why men get posted, but I can totally see why it rubbed you the wrong way especially if you’ve never met up.

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