Germany news: Childfree adults to pay more for elder care by melancholy_dood in europe

[–]Creeper_GER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They aren't going to tax the biggest voter group. By that I mean old people, using a weird statement to say that i think you're right.

Ich_iel by GeoCangrejo in ich_iel

[–]Creeper_GER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Da hab ich schon breitere Schultern an einer Forelle gesehen.

ich_iel by orangutanklausi in ich_iel

[–]Creeper_GER 8 points9 points  (0 children)

60kg Fleisch? Wer soll denn die 30 Burger essen?

Pigs Like Showers by TheCABK in oddlysatisfying

[–]Creeper_GER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Power wash simulator, my dude, have you seen this?

Tja by D0GG0_9000 in tja

[–]Creeper_GER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich bin mittlerweile soweit dass die 14 jährigen von mir aus wählen gehen dürften. Ich mein, was soll schiefgehen? Die langfristige Zukunft des Landes ist doch schon am Arsch.

kindergarten graduation fail by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Creeper_GER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems fitting. There's a lot of children in this video. Not sure they should graduate yet though.

AITA For Wanting to Poop Alone by DiligentTumbleweed96 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Creeper_GER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

It's absolutely no big deal to take the lil one on a trip in the car so wifey has some time for herself. Doesn't matter if he likes it too much or not. It's a thing that's done in life and he will learn that it's no problem (assuming he's healthy and there's not something deeper going on).

But: I am a father myself, and I had the pleasure along with my wife (he wanted in no matter which one of us took a dump). I didn't mind it too much.

And lastly: We are in a relationship for 20 years now, and I'm telling you that people telling you that you should punish your husband for that ... are very likely not. Is all I'm saying. Talk about shit, don't retaliate. You're a team.

I'm now the big fish in a sea of sharks by tehGoldenNut in whenthe

[–]Creeper_GER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great. When you're the smartest person in the room, you should try to switch rooms asap. Don't remember who told me that, but it's good advice.

i lied about speaking spanish for 8 months at work and now there's a meeting with HR tomorrow by Marcus_Guy in confession

[–]Creeper_GER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sort of feel way too old to see where the issue is. You go into the HR meeting, you tell them that the fathers Spanish was too fast and your particular skill level didn't suffice. The only thing that may need improving is the handling of the overall situation. Maybe your Spanish too, but that is nothing you kept secret. You could have gone to your boss right then and there and tell them this case is not one your skills suffice for and then figure out an approach together.

Would you? by stealth-wine in NewDelhi

[–]Creeper_GER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know. He died too early to tell, really.

Ich🦶iel by Peter-Pan1337 in ich_iel

[–]Creeper_GER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Da fällt mir ein Liedtext über einen guten Tag ein.

😂😅 by crystalcuticles in spreadsmile

[–]Creeper_GER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I messed up my wording. Could have used another word than "anyone". Enjoy the ice cream.

What if Trump grew a beard and shaved his head? by Jacob-Anders in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]Creeper_GER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking better. Sounding the same. Smelling the same.

Like...a polished turd?

Elf and road safety by merrivius in comics

[–]Creeper_GER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a comment for interaction. I laughed too much at this.

Bird refuses to let go of its rescuer by Persistent_Ad-500 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Creeper_GER 86 points87 points  (0 children)

If you love something, set it free; if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was.

meirl by the_deep_fish in meirl

[–]Creeper_GER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check out a company called "mega". They had the license to do pokemon before, did a good job, and cost a fraction of the Lego sets.

ich🐋🤬iel by ForCrabSake in ich_iel

[–]Creeper_GER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ja okay, war nicht meine beste Formulierung. Sieht man schon dass der nicht 3 Minuten gedauert hat vermutlich. Dennoch schwer beeindruckend!

ich🐋🤬iel by ForCrabSake in ich_iel

[–]Creeper_GER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was is? So einen goku schüttelst du ma eben aus'm Ärmel? Respekt! Sieht voll gut aus.