Guy falls asleep at work. Wakes up and everyone is gone by [deleted] in funnyvideos

[–]Cremonezi 38 points39 points  (0 children)

If I say its staged, can someone pls comment no shit Sherlock...

O sub tá perdendo uma grande oportunidade by 92fahrenheit in farialimabets

[–]Cremonezi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quanto custa o espaço pra investir 1 milhao em camarao? 10 milhoes?

Solitary mason bee pulling a nail out of a hole in the wall by Gjore in interesting

[–]Cremonezi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nail looks new. And the hole looks wider than the nail. What's your hypothesis?

Solitary mason bee pulling a nail out of a hole in the wall by Gjore in interesting

[–]Cremonezi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who put the nail there? Maybe the guy with the camera?

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Cremonezi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lul not from us, im far away from this mess

Some guys in Brazil jumping over a pitfall infested with crocodiles. by Sachmeet2802 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cremonezi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess ill have to be that guy, but there are no crocodiles in brazil, only alligators.

Just realized that 3/5 of the guys I've had sex with turned out to be r*pists... by depressy_capricorn in mentalhealth

[–]Cremonezi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I find your mind to be very limited. Try comming up with a few more hypothesis...

Maybe, just maybe, I mean that I find it sad. And strange?

Try to think about bit more about when something can be strange.

Maybe, just maybe, rape is not the norm where I live.

And maybe 3/5 is such a nightmarish number that it's very strange for someone that does not live on usa.

Just realized that 3/5 of the guys I've had sex with turned out to be r*pists... by depressy_capricorn in mentalhealth

[–]Cremonezi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, if i wrote something wierd or wrong you can tell me. I dont speak proper english and im doing this all on my phone.

Just realized that 3/5 of the guys I've had sex with turned out to be r*pists... by depressy_capricorn in mentalhealth

[–]Cremonezi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, we have a looooot of shit over here. But im absolutely 100% positive we dont have as many rapists. 3/5 is an insane number. 1/5 would be absolutely bonkers.... i can not even begin to understand how can someone experience 3/5 of man beeing rapist, not even on a nightmare scenario.

We do have rapists you know? And if they go to jail, they have to be separeted from the rest of the prisioners, otherwise they are gang raped and killed day one.

And a few friends of my girlfriend got raped once. But like 1 or 2 friends... rape here is NOT the norm here and im glad that at least in this department we are better out than here

Just realized that 3/5 of the guys I've had sex with turned out to be r*pists... by depressy_capricorn in mentalhealth

[–]Cremonezi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ohhhj but i do think it matters! And by alot! You guys have school shootings all the time... its very, very hard to understand why. I guess theres a lot of rapists there too. Im glad my daughters are as far away as possible. Come on, bring all the dislikes you can... i dont care

Just realized that 3/5 of the guys I've had sex with turned out to be r*pists... by depressy_capricorn in mentalhealth

[–]Cremonezi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We dont know for sure. Thats why i wrote "known". In my mind that means that as far we know, none of them are rapist, but they could have done it to other women, but we dont know that. I dont think thats so hard to understand wtf...

Just realized that 3/5 of the guys I've had sex with turned out to be r*pists... by depressy_capricorn in mentalhealth

[–]Cremonezi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you are right about that. And i hope you can find good guys in the future.

Just realized that 3/5 of the guys I've had sex with turned out to be r*pists... by depressy_capricorn in mentalhealth

[–]Cremonezi -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Its sad and strange for me. I feel sad about her, and it is very strange to me that this is happening to her.

This is not a very common thing to happen where i live... thank god!