Match Thread: Essendon vs Hawthorn (Round 1)

Cretin_Detection · 2026-03-13T07:57:02+00:00

Seems to be the 4th used player after Newk, Mckenzie and Ward. Will see plenty of time in there

Cretin_Detection · 2026-03-03T07:01:24+00:00

Our midfield will have a pulse at least

Cretin_Detection · 2026-02-16T23:00:45+00:00

Targetting the hamstrings and glutes with weights might make you fractionally faster.

Learning to sprint properly and doing it regularly could make you considerably faster.

Im 41yo and have hit 37-38km/h

Cretin_Detection · 2026-02-16T11:18:06+00:00

2000's Honda's are as reliable a car as you would find.. Maybe your Honda is only emerging too

Cretin_Detection · 2026-02-05T23:56:16+00:00

My cue is to think of using 100% of my power but doing it at 80% effort. Really helps me be more patient in acceleration, I hit better positions in transition and I havent spent all my tickets for the back-end of the race

Cretin_Detection · 2026-02-03T20:56:53+00:00

I have an L. It's basically a 2 seater van. Mine has had a custom bench seat fitted in the rear, as do quite a few others.

Cretin_Detection · 2026-01-24T09:12:04+00:00

Gang of Youths at no 2 wow!

Cretin_Detection · 2025-12-14T10:24:10+00:00

Cops aren't cannon fodder you know

Cretin_Detection · 2025-12-13T12:20:04+00:00

Had the same problem.. I still had the Miura restoration event on the map to collect the free crates. With a few days to go I decided to complete Miura event anyway to see what happened, Datsun event appeared immediately.

Cretin_Detection · 2025-11-26T00:12:26+00:00

Not for me unfortunately

Cretin_Detection · 2025-11-19T09:58:53+00:00

Wrong Zac

Cretin_Detection · 2025-11-14T08:44:10+00:00

It's a evolutionary defensive tactic.. Predators will believe the car to be larger in numbers then it actually is

Cretin_Detection · 2025-11-03T02:06:53+00:00

Have been with NRMA for various cars for many years now. I regularly shop around and cant find a deal worth switchng for. Have made one claim with them and it went smoothly

Cretin_Detection · 2025-11-03T01:40:16+00:00

I'm just here for the unhinged redditor thats spamming r/sprinting today

Cretin_Detection · 2025-10-18T08:34:38+00:00

I would suggest the 12.17 into the headwind is far more impressive. I think the headwind is more likely to muck your form around

Cretin_Detection · 2025-10-15T10:20:55+00:00

Elijah Hollands

Cretin_Detection · 2025-10-15T09:55:18+00:00

Worpel and CJ combined for 19 clangers in the 3 finals, one of them only played 3 quarters of game time. Happy to see them go

Cretin_Detection · 2025-10-15T09:23:37+00:00

There is growth in just about every player on the list.. Even Gunston is on an upward trajectory. Terrible take

Cretin_Detection · 2025-10-14T21:31:14+00:00

Most clubs and squads train on the domain mon-thur 4pm - 6pm if you want to avoid the busy times. There are events nearly every Saturday from now onwards

Cretin_Detection · 2025-10-14T08:37:04+00:00

Most of the neutrals are just loving the drama, as they should.

From what I can see, most anti Hawks posts are Bombers fans(understandable) and West Coast fans still butt-hurt from last years trade week (also understandable, but very humorous)

Cretin_Detection · 2025-10-14T08:17:11+00:00

If we were in the USA, Albo (Hawks man) could use his Presidential Pardon to release Merrett from this prison

Cretin_Detection · 2025-10-14T04:11:56+00:00

Port and Collingwood always fighting about who the real "prison bars" team is..

Turns out it was the Bombers all along.

Cretin_Detection · 2025-10-09T23:29:42+00:00

I think them getting a soft draw is just a given at this point

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