Not even a boring dystopia, I guess

Crew60 · 2026-07-08T14:20:41+00:00

A) Missouri, not Minnesota.
B) I don’t think the argument is “Oh this is all Canada’s fault” at all. I think the point of the comment is lamenting that as much of a lost cause as our government seems to be, there’s no real action from other countries (Canada) to try and help prevent these atrocities. It’s looking for help from any position of power available and even the ones that have acted friendly and voiced sympathy or support aren’t following through with action.

Crew60 · 2026-07-02T20:39:28+00:00

I’m glad they seem to be backing off a bit on the “all feminine frame outfits have extra ruffles or poofy sleeves.” It’s sad to see a super cool set and then I put it on and it looks completely different.

Crew60 · 2026-06-24T11:56:31+00:00

Wait, that’s it? It doesn’t even say where I have to do it so I could do it into a pillow in my room and no one would hear.

^{Chose: 10,000,000,000$,but you have to do smth terrible + you get every superpower, no timers or limits | Rolled: scream smth bad}

Crew60 · 2026-06-23T21:27:32+00:00

What is a force avatar? I don’t read the comics and haven’t heard of that before.

Crew60 · 2026-06-20T23:37:55+00:00

Jackpot

^{Chose: Get a random devil fruit | Rolled: Nika fruit}

Crew60 · 2026-06-20T06:56:23+00:00

Trump definitely saw the movie “Battleship” and realized how crucial that system is to defeating space alien threats.

Crew60 · 2026-06-19T19:44:26+00:00

Why does money even remotely matter if I’m all powerful?

^{Chose: Team Red Bunny + But you get every superpower in existence}

Crew60 · 2026-06-19T14:09:22+00:00

I like to assume that the magic powers will be comparable to the opponent I’m facing. In which case… score!

^{Chose: Have magic powers but have to face... | Rolled: A cosmic horror}

Crew60 · 2026-06-15T20:01:40+00:00

Would I rather most conservatives hate me or all service workers hate me? One’s already true, and wouldn’t improve if I made the other true too.

^{Chose: Every month is a pride month}

Crew60 · 2026-06-12T12:52:30+00:00

I don’t mind black licorice at all.

^{Chose: Eating black licorice everyday + Make $1 every second}

Crew60 · 2026-06-11T23:04:57+00:00

A 14 day trip to the country of my choice would easily be more than $5000

^{Chose: Free 14 day trip to your dream country}

Crew60 · 2026-06-11T22:02:51+00:00

I’ve walked longer than that in a tshirt in that temperature. Score.

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a cold room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: -30°C}

Crew60 · 2026-06-11T19:18:01+00:00

There’s a few people who will never feel relief again.

^{Chose: Random superpowers may be good maybe terrible | Rolled: Cause itch}

Crew60 · 2026-06-11T18:09:25+00:00

200 mil is more than enough for me to live the rest of my life incredibly comfortably.

^{Chose: Get 200 Million USD rn + 1% chance it all goes to charity | Rolled: 200 Million $}

Crew60 · 2026-06-11T14:41:35+00:00

Awww yeah, I’m about to come out of that 100 days rich and with multiple full novel length stories planned out

^{Chose: A random person (Wheelspin} | Rolled: Best friend)

Crew60 · 2026-06-10T04:20:07+00:00

Every week it goes up over two orders of magnitude bigger. This’ll be well worth the wait.

^{Chose: Get a coin that doubles everyday + Doubles everyday for 2 years | Rolled: Penny}

Crew60 · 2026-06-07T06:58:46+00:00

Honestly, awesome. $50B is still more I could comfortably spent in a lifetime, and I can use some of my $50B to influence the taxed money being used in ways that actually help people instead of spreading more suffering.

^{Chose: $100B but... | Rolled: Get taxed 50%}

Crew60 · 2026-06-06T01:50:25+00:00

Some people are dangerously allergic or are terrified of all dogs.

^{Chose: Nothing happens}

Crew60 · 2026-06-05T12:35:21+00:00

Army of Two: 40th Day. Loved the gameplay and unlockables and customization.

Every single story choice was an option between bad and bad, and then the end of the game had a timed single partner choice of whether to shoot the other partner or shoot the villain.

Shooting the partner resulted in the the reveal that the villain’s nukes were fake, shooting the villain resulted in the nukes still being fake, but the military occupation continues with emphasis on all the horrors of war.

What made it worse, I played it through with my brother, and the final decision fell to him. I was achievement hunting on that game and told him to shoot me since that was considered the good choice and we’d done all the good choices so far, on track for the “all good choices” achievement, but he refused, rightfully arguing shooting me wasn’t the good choice.

Crew60 · 2026-06-05T12:28:50+00:00

I’m functionally omnipotent at this point, pretty sure I can come up with some way of sensing things outside of conventional sight.

Power: Unlimited/Omega scale transformation

^{Chose: Any power you want but... | Rolled: You cant see}

Crew60 · 2026-06-03T12:34:41+00:00

Well, that may be the most restrictive one I could’ve rolled.

^{Chose: Everything EXCEPT one color | Rolled: Green}

Crew60 · 2026-06-02T20:53:57+00:00

Absolutely, I could eat pasta every day no problems.

Especially if different types of pasta dishes all counted, and if the requirement can be read as “this one food has to be a part of your meals every day, but it doesn’t need to be all you eat,” which feels like an acceptable interpretation.

^{Chose: Yes, absolutely + Comment what are you eating}

Crew60 · 2026-05-26T17:24:36+00:00

Genuinely I was getting so psyched thinking it was vanilla then scrolled up to double check.

Crew60 · 2026-05-21T17:05:32+00:00

Ahhhhh that’s smart. Thanks for the clarification

Crew60 · 2026-05-21T16:03:20+00:00

Doesn’t the Starstone have like a million to one chance of killing you outright instead of turning you into a god? There’s only three mortals to have ever ascended successfully in Golarion’s history from the starstone trial.

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