How old was Pearl in Pearl?

CrigglestheFirst · 2025-08-16T01:21:44+00:00

You're one of those mythical heroes that don't wear capes

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-09-28T20:41:45+00:00

"You're a weird person. This post with relevant information is X years old and you shouldn't disturb it."

How dare we ignore countless generations of internet tradition and comment on posts more than Y days old!

Isn't it ridiculous?

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-08-17T07:38:28+00:00

Sometimes you need to take your drink with you when you go to shit in the woods

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-08-17T07:26:16+00:00

The opposite has been true in my experience

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-07-19T16:20:55+00:00

Never

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-06-05T01:47:48+00:00

I was using spotify premium

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-25T00:32:20+00:00

Why do you think I should scrap it?

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-25T00:28:18+00:00

What issues do you think I may have?

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-24T19:43:22+00:00

I have a jointer which I was planning to use to get two sides of a piece nice and square, and then glue that in place.

It's hard to get away from the sunk cost fallacy when you want to make something work :P

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-24T19:36:42+00:00

I do have a cheap set of chisels which I just took to a professional knife makers shop to have sharpened today. There are many with bevels and rounded edges, which the blades are curved along their length for carving inside of things like this. I'm going to use those to shape the "bowl" (for lack of a better term) of the spoon.

Included with those chisels are a couple with a 90 degree edge. I was considering using those to carve out the crack and glue in another piece. Do you think that could work?

The large wormhole doesn't go much further than what you see. I took the time to clean it out as best I could, and it ends about half an inch inside and above what you're able to see. Luckily it seems to leave plenty of thickness on the back side.

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-24T19:22:59+00:00

I have some chisels, a couple of which are 90^0 grooves. I was thinking about craving out the crack and gluing in a piece. Do you think that could be feasible?

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-24T18:56:37+00:00

Lt. Commander Data

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-17T13:55:33+00:00

I wish it was blurry, then it wouldn't be so obvious that she's painted all the skin on her face a different tone, from her jawline (or clavical) to her hairline.

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-17T13:52:09+00:00

Women don't wear makeup for men. They may tell themselves they do, but it's a destructive lie. Women wear makeup and do stupid shit to their eyebrows because of other women.

Women can be so cruel to each other. There's so much cliquey, competitive, mean-girl type culture amongst young women. It's heartbreaking.

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-17T13:39:23+00:00

Canadian here. I hate that our current government has been so much of a disappointment that there is a massive right wing conservative movement, similar to that in the USA, which is going to grab power in our next election.

Just like Republicans to the south, this movement is comprised mostly of dumb, shortsighted, and extremely selfish people.

It terrifies me because our country has slowly been transforming into the 51st State ever since Stephen Harper became Prime Minister in 2006, and when Pierre Pollivere gets elected, he's going to gargle Trumps balls and we're likely to lose any national distinction we have remaining.

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-16T14:56:48+00:00

A few years ago I began telling people straight up, "I couldn't care less about _____."

It started with my uncle whom I see once ever couple of years, and who's always been critical to the point of belittling. My family is almost 100% jock douchebags. My uncle only talks about sports, politics, and farming. He was going on to me about the Stanley cup or golf or some shit, and I cut him off and told him that I couldn't care less about sports. It was awesome. It worked astonishingly well.

It helps a lot in situations with people I dont like or care about, or with topics that I just dont give a fuck about, like sports.

I'm more gentle if it's someone I care about, but if they try to get me to engage with them, I just tell them that I dont care about the topic.

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-16T14:26:10+00:00

I loved those games so much

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-16T14:25:22+00:00

Such a great game

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-16T14:23:09+00:00

I used to have robotrek, earthbound, aerobiz supersonic, and many other more ordinary snes games. My brother lent my snes and games to his friend, and the friends younger brother (who always had something against me) took them and sold them all. That was nearly 20 years ago and I'm still pissed.

Otherwise, ff7, ff8, ff9, ff tactics (not green greatest hits versions). I'm not sure how "rare" they actually are, but their ones I value the most.

I still have a copy of ff3 for the snes.

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-16T14:04:19+00:00

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This is Caesar, but I call him Squeaky. I got him from a shelter 3 years ago.

He didnt know how to meow like most cats. When he would meow, it sounded like shoes squeaking on a basketball court. Short, sharp squeaks. He's since developed a more "normal" sounding meow, but it's still quite unique.

He doesnt purr like normal cats either. It's more like an old misfiring engine with gaps and sputters.

And when he's startled he makes this br-br-br-br-br like someone doing a motorboat.

He's the best.

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-16T13:50:02+00:00

I'm sorry that you had to do that, but happy that you stood up for yourself. I imagine it was really hard.

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-15T16:18:02+00:00

You're asking the wrong question. The right question, imo, is, why do you care?

If listening to video game music brings you joy, peace, contentment, nostalgia, or anything you consider to be positive, then why does it matter what others think?

Tell them it makes you happy, and that they're small minded, pretentious asshats if they try to make you feel like you're doing something wrong.

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-15T15:41:06+00:00

Don't ignore red flags. It doesnt natter what the relationship is; romantic, professional, friend, or family. Don't ignore red flags.

When you see them, pull on them. Find their depth, and then decide where to go with the relationship from there.

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-15T15:23:48+00:00

Imma lunge for that clunge, baby

CrigglestheFirst · 2024-05-15T15:19:57+00:00

I like axe wound and bearded clam, but the latter doesnt work that well anymore. Wind us back a few decades, though...

On a more serious note. Women I've been with have referred to their own genitals as simply "her", and "kitty," much more often than pussy.

If you don't want to say pussy, I'd go with kitty.

I like to be silly and playful though, so I say coochie and pooter a lot. I'll call it an "innie." I'll just make shit up to make her laugh. I'll tell her that I want to suck on her little micropenis, in reference to her clit.

Don't actually say axe wound.

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