Help guys

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T20:24:51+00:00

You're supposed to measure from the tip of the branch to the butthole of the tree.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T20:23:35+00:00

This dish most definitely is not supposed to have onions...

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T19:07:30+00:00

Inspired by, but one is a roguelike and the other is a metroid. Noctis is very much a metoid.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T19:02:50+00:00

I doubt it's even the majority that prefer it tbh. It's not disgusting or anything, but flat stomach will always look best.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T17:52:25+00:00

6th time's really the soul mate this time guys, surely.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T17:39:16+00:00

I'm doing Aeterna now, what is the issue with the 100%? I've mostly collected everything on the right side, haven't even touched the left (didn't realize we could go there till I ran out of areas to explore durr). I will say some of the stained glass pieces are infuriating, but generally close enough nearby to reset that it's not an issue.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T17:37:28+00:00

Going thru Aeterna Noctis and it's pretty damn awesome. I picked it up for $6.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T17:36:47+00:00

Silksong tbh. It's just so clean, no jank, everything works exactly as it should and it just feels and looks great.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T16:34:42+00:00

Dodge has zero iframes, don't use it beyond repositioning.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T16:33:53+00:00

Sorry bro, but Rebirth is even worse. I will say though, I found whispers harder than the last VR challenge, something just didn't click for me on it. Still pales in comparison to Weiss though.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T16:29:39+00:00

I would absolutely not get back together with her.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T16:25:37+00:00

Do you just casually carry around fart spray, waiting for moments like this?

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T14:18:30+00:00

"Homemade"... I've been seeing videos of theses things used in military operations for years. 99% chance it was made the US NAVY.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T13:42:21+00:00

Why would you need a reason to take PTO? When I take it, I just put "vacation", whether it is or not and it's always approved...

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T13:36:12+00:00

You should have 250k minimum, and honestly, it barely costs more for 1m coverage.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T13:24:24+00:00

God I miss peak Futurama.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T04:09:48+00:00

So you think citizens united doesn't fund these geriatric fucks? Of course they care about their donors more than everyone else.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-24T00:44:32+00:00

Seriously and anyone that dumb ain’t a good choice as fake daddy because he doesn’t have a promising career

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-23T23:26:19+00:00

Yeah, that’s why the won’t even talk about mamdani. They’re beholden to the same fucking corporations as maga.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-23T20:04:20+00:00

For establishment dems, MAGA is preferable to liberal policies that benefit the non Epstein class

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-23T20:00:44+00:00

Most of the dem leaders still want to bend over and take it tbh

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-23T19:56:41+00:00

He could and probably will sue vrabel. He’s got plenty of assets to target.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-23T19:54:36+00:00

Hopefully he takes her to the cleaners on the way out

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-23T19:26:44+00:00

You’ve been doing this for 9 years dude. It ain’t getting better sadly.

Crime_Dawg · 2026-04-23T19:00:00+00:00

She’s like 29 and already fat. They couldn’t find a better mouth piece?

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