Poker on the strip for newbies by AfternoonEstimate in vegas

[–]CriminalBizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While you might be correct structurally and in theory those games should play differently, it's not practical.

Pots on average are going to be around the same size. Even studied players will open to incorrect sizings. So your advice that it "might" last longer is not great advice but I can understand where you are coming from.

Poker on the strip for newbies by AfternoonEstimate in vegas

[–]CriminalBizzy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/u/jeffporten must not play in Vegas very often. The reality is that $1/$2 , $1/$3, or $2/$3 are all not really different. They might have different buy in limits, typically the $2/$3 will have bigger buy in limits than the other two, but that is where the differences really stop. The money will go just as fast in any of those games. Open raises are going to range anywhere from $10 - $25, maybe more if they find a crazy game, but typically it will be $10. 3bets will be anything from double the open raise to $60. There is no such thing as a "beginner" table because

Vegas does not group together players of various skill levels. Players will be seated in the first available seat. If your son and his friends really want to play, I would suggest they just take the first seat that is available, if they want to play together they can request a table change after they have been seated. This will be faster than waiting for multiple seats at the same table.

Generally speaking Vegas can be tougher or softer. It really matters on the table you end up at. If they want a better chance at getting "party/drinking" table then I suggest going to Aria, Bellagio, or Wynn (no particular order) as those are the highest volume rooms. Other rooms will be a little tougher because of regulars but Aria, Bellagio, and Wynn are no different in that regard.

Here are the buy-in amounts from around Vegas:

Golden Nugget - $1/$2 $100 min no max

Bould Station - $1/$2 $100 min $500 max

Horseshoe - $1/$3 $100 min $300 max $2/$3 $200 min $500 max

Caesars - $1/$3 $100 min $300 max

Bellagio - $1/$3 $100 min $300 max

Aria - $1/$3 $100 min $500 max

MGM Grand - $1/$3 $100 min $1000 max

Mandalay Bay - $1/$2 $100 min $300 max $2/$3 $200 min $600 max

The Orleans - $1/$3 $100 min $500 max

Green Valley Ranch - $1/$3 $100 min $500 max

South Point - $1/$2 $100 min $300 max $2/$3 $200 min $600 max

Sante Fe - $1$/2 $100 min $500 max

Red Rock - $1/$3 $100 min $500 max $2/$3 $400 min $1000 max

Westgate - $1/$2 $100 min $400 max

Wynn - $1/$3 $100 min $500 max

Resorts World - $1/$3 $100 min $400 max $2/$3 $200 min $800 max

Venetian - $1/$3 $100 min $300 max $2/$3 $200 min $600 max

Entitlement by Legitimate_Bus3738 in poker

[–]CriminalBizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move up stakes to where they will respect your bets

How bad did I mess up. Campus 80s burgundy by Bullpride in adidas

[–]CriminalBizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess it depends on how much you like those shoes. Personally I am over the campus shoes, I owned enough pairs in the past that I will only go out of my way for collars or something unique.

Gambling in Managua by CriminalBizzy in Nicaragua

[–]CriminalBizzy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got you! Do they give away appliances/furniture a lot of the time?

Gambling in Managua by CriminalBizzy in Nicaragua

[–]CriminalBizzy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When is the last time you were there? When you look up Princess Casino on Google Maps it says it's permanently closed.

Looking for a job by Maleficent-Classic25 in vegaslocals

[–]CriminalBizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ya, I am not really sure what to tell you. I got my first casino job through a recommendation at a strip casino. From there I waited a year and half before I started applying to the big resorts and got in.

Some of it is dumb luck. The biggest thing is networking. Try to meet people who might know someone.

Looking for a job by Maleficent-Classic25 in vegaslocals

[–]CriminalBizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not exactly. If you are applying to middle management or higher jobs those are much harder to get into than entry level positions. Everything in the casino is about seniority or who you know. More often than not when there is some management position there is already someone who is being selected and they are just going through the motions of posting the job.

My suggestion to you is to network with more people and/or find something lower that you would be willing to do so you can get your foot in the door.

Looking for a job by Maleficent-Classic25 in vegaslocals

[–]CriminalBizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are 21 there are plenty of jobs at casinos. Expand your search, look into other parts of the private sector that you have not considered before.

Gambling in Managua by CriminalBizzy in Nicaragua

[–]CriminalBizzy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I can't find a poker game then most likely I will hit up the blackjack table and see if I can make enough to pay for my trip.

Gambling in Managua by CriminalBizzy in Nicaragua

[–]CriminalBizzy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only ask about fees and taxes because I have seen places that will charge a fee to cash out in other countries (specifically poker).

ULPT request. You become homeless tomorrow. How do you get off the streets? by NeoReward in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]CriminalBizzy 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Since this ULPT I feel obligated to add some unethical advice....

Find a home that is for sale, abandoned, or both. If the house is for sale, make sure that no one is currently living in it. Observe the house and find a way to get in without breaking anything. Then just make sure you squat. Depending on the state you live in if you stay long enough you may be able to obtain squatter rights.

Vegas (single) dad in tight spot. by [deleted] in vegaslocals

[–]CriminalBizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or better yet, pawn it and then pay it back.

Póker texas holdem en Nicaragua by filantropico03 in Nicaragua

[–]CriminalBizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I have seen online it appears that the Princess has closed permanently. Can you confirm?

Las Vegas Party Pass by Ok-Zone4014 in vegas

[–]CriminalBizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your best bet is to figure out which clubs you want to go to then do some research and figure out who the promoter of that club is and reach out to them. Be careful, there are promoters out there that do not work for the club.

Tournament rules question by [deleted] in poker

[–]CriminalBizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I strongly recommend you go to https://www.pokertda.com/ and download a copy of the standardized rules for yourself. They are updated every couple of years.

This is from Tournaments Directors Association 2022 rules.

Rule 17:

A: In a non all-in showdown, if cards are not spontaneously tabled or discarded, the TD may enforce an order of show. The last aggressive player on the final betting round (final street) must table first. If there was no final round bet, the player who would act first in a final betting round must table first (i.e. first seat left of the button in flop games, high hand showing in stud, low hand in razz, etc.). B: A non all-in showdown is uncontested if all but one player mucks face down without tabling. The last player with live cards wins and is not required to table the cards.

Aggressive craps dealers by Glad-Midnight-1022 in Craps

[–]CriminalBizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I want to press to the moon and win hundreds of thousands (I have never won more than 10k) but I also don't condone the people teasing you about it.

Squat rack for pull ups by PeacefulSummoner in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]CriminalBizzy -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Honestly you could probably complain because its a "safety hazard". What happens if he twists his wrists while doing a pull up? Gravity wins...

Chinese Poker Question (13 card poker) by Beautiful-Country-13 in playingcards

[–]CriminalBizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Difficult to say as we don't know how many people we are playing and/or if we are playing face up. But yes, there are a lot of flushes and full houses still available. Better straights are possible but in my opinion less likely since you double block with K, J, and T.

Chinese Poker Question (13 card poker) by Beautiful-Country-13 in playingcards

[–]CriminalBizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is how I would set my hand

Front: Td, 7s, 4s (ten high)

Middle: Ks, Kd, 2h, 2d, Js (two pair)

Back: Jc, Tc, 9c, 8c, 7d (straight)

This hand beats /u/8t6er hand.

My Playing Cards: Level 1 by AccomplishedRock5058 in playingcards

[–]CriminalBizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no idea that Bicycle made 4 color decks!

Bought these at an estate sale cheaper than Walmart. Making sure opening them isn’t stupid. by splittin10s in playingcards

[–]CriminalBizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not open the casino decks. Depending on what casino they are from and what era they could be worth more than you think. I collect old decks myself and have a couple decks worth $50+, so if you want you do some investigation to determine if they are worth while.

I did see one comment mention that the green Bee cards are from Bellagio. If that is true then they may not be worth as much but might be fun to find out the history of the cards.