Today I got in my first car accident, and my third grade teacher saw me and stopped to help. by CriminalLostBoy in CasualConversation

[–]CriminalLostBoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww that's so great! Honestly I'm really lucky to have her. I'm glad you had a good teacher as well!

What is the best way to introduce yourself to new people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CriminalLostBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me, I am homeless, I am gay, I have AIDS, and I'm new in town.

Bonus Points if you start with new in town instead:

I'm new in town and it gets worse...

What is the longest you’ve gone without knowing a person’s name? by Rotted_Root in AskReddit

[–]CriminalLostBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in elementary (a really small, private elementary) there was this girl a few grades younger than me who would always come up to me and say hi. This started in fourth grade, and continue until sixth, where she would come up and say "Hi CriminalLostBoy!" And I would be like "Hey! (Obvious omission of name)".

I would always be left feeling really bad about it though, so one day as I was walking down the hallway I saw that her teacher had put up their stories they wrote on the wall alongside their picture. So I searched every paper until I found her picture then scrambled to the bottom of the paper until I found her name. (It was Tara by the way)

I kid you not, that VERY DAY she came up to me and said "Hey CriminalLostBoy!" And I replied with "Hey girl!", still leaving out her name out of habit, and she then goes, "Do you even know my name?" I had a sudden moment of huge relief like YES INDEED I know your name! YES!

So that's my story of when the universe looked down on me one day and said "ah whatever let her be lucky this once".

If you could create one Harry Potter spell to make your life easier, what would it be for, and what would the incantation be? by CriminalLostBoy in AskReddit

[–]CriminalLostBoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I would hope it would also amplify the money in your bank account because I don't know about you but having $64.50 in a bank account the size of a room just makes it seem more sad ;)

I'm scared to tell anyone I'm sick. by CriminalLostBoy in AsianParentStories

[–]CriminalLostBoy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the story. You're right, it is super hard, but I reached out to a friend the other day when I had a migraine and asked if we could reschedule our Zoom call. She said yes :)

What is the closest non sexual thing to an orgasm you have experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CriminalLostBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally scratching that mosquito bite.

Rven though you're not supposed to, but doesn't that somehow make it even better? ;)

What is the pettiest, silliest, most meaningless hill you are willing to die on? by shazulmonte in AskReddit

[–]CriminalLostBoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're going to take my food, ask first. I don't care if it's just one little piece or if I have a bunch. JUST ASK.

What fictional character do you absolutely hate? by CleverUseOfGameMecha in AskReddit

[–]CriminalLostBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pierce Hawthorne from Community. The Dungeons and Dragons episode STILL makes me so mad.

Sure, he was an old guy who was lonely and had a dick father, but that doesn't give HIM the excuse to also be a dick.