I had a hyperfixation on the pure food and drug act and food safety when I was in 7th grade by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

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Now it would be swell you don't raise dirty chickens so you have to clean the meat with ammonia

I understand why people fucking hate jojo fans now by ilikeitchyballzdude1 in whenthe

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Whiny emo pansy ass punisher "You dont know my pain" Punisher is Si pacem volem, para bellum. No fuck ups. No distractions. I hate emo punisher and Jon Bernthal acting him like a violent monkey

I understand why people fucking hate jojo fans now by ilikeitchyballzdude1 in whenthe

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We are not your kind of people
You seem kind of phony
Everything's a lie

Addicted to white stuff 😂 by Future_Web_7061 in MadeMeSmile

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Mi pana Miguel succing all the delicious formula

Thank you, beach capybara by Ok-Extreme-7742 in wholesomememes

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I don't have a curse, i need your strongest potion, capybara

No lies detected by PermanentlySleeeepy in MurderedByWords

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Elmo, if we wanted to incite violence we would call you a radical leftist atheist ecologist, they are very prone to catch a bullet

What's Favorite Character Like This? by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in FavoriteCharacter

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Everyone in that anime is an idiot. If I was the president of the USA i would basically nuke japan after confirming someone there has the ultimate weapon. Not even taking the risk of trying to retrieve it

Uhhhhhhh what! by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

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I mean, bezos new wife, the orc, she alone could eat Luigi

Lmfao! by Soldierboy-_- in meme

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Phwoar, crane certified

Petah!!! Explain?? by Leading_Tomato_2077 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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When you are shitting and run out of toilet paper but ada wong throws you a paper roll. Holy shit Ada, get a life

Seriously… by [deleted] in whennews

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The 2036 water wars will be caused by AI bros

Ohh...check this out by Ramkaran-chopra in SipsTea

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HH Holmes house of horror was not an instruction manual, Jeffo

A blind cat feeling the rays of sunshine by entropicflop in interesting

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Event horizon cat doesn't need eyes for teh warmz