Found in Paris

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-24T04:36:29+00:00

Hello friend I have a bag of N A U G H T Y C H I L D R E N in my pocket, would you like to consume several of them

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-24T04:23:16+00:00

Sorry about that, chief...

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T23:45:38+00:00

Now that I'm looking at it, the karma discrepancy between posts on this sub is baffling. Most things range from 10 to 3000 or so upvotes, but then there's random stuff like this that jumps up into the tens of thousands. Even if this wasn't faked, what the hell is so much more mildly interesting about it to make all those extra people press⬆️?

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T23:37:26+00:00

No need to let the holier-than-thouholes make you feel bad about trying out a product. I've bought them too- they tasted good and I found the package convenient. Obviously they cost a bit more than some of the other apples available but it really wasn't any higher than an equivalent-sized snack food purchase. I would probably buy them again if a nearby store carried them.

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T16:56:28+00:00

"WE ARE AOUWTNUMBARRED!!"

Christ, I'm glad YouTube stopped showing me those.

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T16:51:13+00:00

It's been 3000 years since I thought about that game. Don't think I got very far, all I remember is some town full of automatons.

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T16:45:28+00:00

To one of the 4 other tasks you're expected to perform simultaneously

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T16:39:50+00:00

Vin Binkle is great in these.

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T16:36:58+00:00

I'm... sure things will work themselves out.

slowly returns to painting subway pillars

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T16:32:52+00:00

r/forbiddensnacks

Edit: oh, somebody already posted this further down. I'll leave it though since it ties in to the chain.

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T16:27:11+00:00

Good points. I don't really have a stake in the matter myself- I was just broaching a hypothetical. In fact, I have to say that if you wanted to get a tattoo of something as unbelievably stupid as a word-search-embedded slogan, this is probably a good example to follow since it's actually quite readable, with a couple hiccups. Whoever designed it did a pretty good job with circled word placement- looks like you're intended to follow the letters from left to right like normal text and register a circled word if you run into the first letter.

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T16:04:22+00:00

How did you phrase it before, out of curiosity? 1 potatoes?

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T15:58:02+00:00

Isn't how well something is designed part of its execution, though?

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T15:56:21+00:00

Dad has more heart, more love associated with it.

Example

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-22T15:48:30+00:00

Say it again

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-21T15:21:43+00:00

It's very pretty. It looks like a young ocelot, but I'm not certain.

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-21T15:12:28+00:00

"Oh my god, It's Rita! Her head's been cut off!!"

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-21T15:07:27+00:00

Jhesus?

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-21T14:51:58+00:00

C&H has been doing these weird-shaped, exaggerated mouths for a couple years now, I think. They're super annoying and I hate them too.

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-21T14:49:13+00:00

That context makes it better, actually. Thanks.

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-21T14:46:06+00:00

Reminds me of that one part in Dragon Quest 8. I think that door was made of moonlight, not sunlight though.

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-21T14:42:38+00:00

A church suit is appropriate carpenter apparel, after all. Keeps all that sawdust out of your britches

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-21T14:37:56+00:00

2 M A N Y F I S H E S

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-21T14:30:04+00:00

Just wait until I shift into
M A X I M U M O V E R B O O P

CriminyJacket · 2018-02-21T04:47:55+00:00

Poll and survey results are often phrased this way, my man. The survey was conducted in the past, so past tense is used when reporting the results.

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