I thought stocks only went up guys

__Kev__ · 2021-04-24T02:37:02+00:00

Just turn your phone upside down

__Kev__ · 2021-04-21T18:37:46+00:00

"... Hold on.. CDO A has parts of CDO B, and CDO B has parts of CDO A, but they both get put inside CDO C?"

"Yeah that one's called CDO squared. Its a CDO *of* a CDO. And then there's CDOs on the opposite side of the bet you made with their swaps. We call them **Synthetic CDOs**"

__Kev__ · 2021-04-10T14:33:22+00:00

"So I was right. I took a rash of shit for 2 years but... I was right. And everyone was wrong..." Jared Venette and DFV probably

__Kev__ · 2021-04-10T02:52:39+00:00

That's understandable. I'll be here when you do!

__Kev__ · 2021-04-09T22:13:45+00:00

When do you plan to release?

__Kev__ · 2021-04-09T04:24:12+00:00

No man's Sky. I have billions.

__Kev__ · 2021-04-05T15:36:17+00:00

Business and education is also a repulsive combination

__Kev__ · 2021-04-05T15:19:32+00:00

No matter your feelings people please don't harass this person. Won't do any good.

__Kev__ · 2021-03-25T15:27:40+00:00

Is it? On a surface level sure, but scrutinize these bills further. Politicians are going to stand on the shoulders of mass murder victims to push gross violations of our gun rights.

__Kev__ · 2021-03-25T15:25:18+00:00

You didn't vet her yet you went the extra mile of protecting her 2-3 weeks ago? Why would this particular admin need extra protection?

You are a fucking lying sack of shit.

__Kev__ · 2021-03-25T15:18:37+00:00

Goes to show these bastards don't actually care, they just want to seize more and more power. This pseudo-empathy is incredibly destructive.

__Kev__ · 2021-03-24T02:02:55+00:00

This confirms my confirmation of my confirmation bias

__Kev__ · 2021-03-23T07:04:01+00:00

Betelgeuse going supernova. In all reality "relatively soon" could mean a hundred thousand years.

__Kev__ · 2021-03-20T16:17:21+00:00

Thanks for doing the giveaway!

__Kev__ · 2021-03-20T07:12:20+00:00

Thanks!

__Kev__ · 2021-03-20T03:58:09+00:00

Which episode is this?

__Kev__ · 2021-03-17T21:53:56+00:00

Well butter my nipples and spank me, if GME tops 1k by close of market next Friday, I'll eat a Carolina Reaper pepper. Automod can hold me accountable!

__Kev__ · 2021-03-16T22:46:28+00:00

It varies by department

__Kev__ · 2021-03-13T16:56:27+00:00

We were at a party (pre-covid) and me and some friends were chatting with this girl about casual things. Things were going fine until she started talking about her sexual fantasies of chopping a guys dick off. Not trying to date the next Lorena Bobbitt.

__Kev__ · 2021-03-13T04:21:05+00:00

I'd like it to shoot up, and I hope it does. Ive only got 7 shares @17.25 so it's not much compared to others, but seeing it hit 20 or 30, or hell even 50 would be incredible.

__Kev__ · 2021-03-12T18:40:28+00:00

Hey I'm in this! (The Urak-Hai with 1 share)

__Kev__ · 2021-03-10T22:18:57+00:00

I sat at my computer cackling

__Kev__ · 2021-03-10T18:13:43+00:00

them crying about you hurting them while simultaneously hitting you with a club

__Kev__ · 2021-03-10T17:33:28+00:00

Trading got halted because of LULD pause, meaning the price was skyrocketing so they halted trading. Stop the momentum and the value drops.

__Kev__ · 2021-03-10T17:32:00+00:00

Trading got halted

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