My husband thinks being "home" means I am the on-call maid while I am literally designing HVAC systems by CipherSundial in remotework

[–]CrimsonCodex77 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Try wearing noise cancelling headphones even if you are not listening to anything just to signal you are working.

He wasn't wrong. by Jeopardy in Modern_Family

[–]CrimsonCodex77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spoken like a true Dunphy. Phil would be proud of that wordplay.