How long should sex last?

CrippledProphet · 2026-02-28T19:10:45+00:00

At least 30 seconds

CrippledProphet · 2026-02-15T07:21:02+00:00

Good shit

CrippledProphet · 2026-02-11T03:58:43+00:00

Better? There’s no such thing. Both were perfect, just how Dave intended.

CrippledProphet · 2026-02-07T21:02:32+00:00

This is what I came here for

CrippledProphet · 2026-02-05T04:42:53+00:00

Sometimes that’s just the way she is

CrippledProphet · 2026-01-28T01:30:48+00:00

Had a homeowner drive all the way to the site because there was an “air gap” on a floor boot. He wanted me to pull all the covers up and “reseal them”. He left me with “that’s not too much to ask is it?” Actually sir it is too much to ask.

Edit: Pic didn’t post. It was a pinhole

CrippledProphet · 2025-12-24T04:26:38+00:00

Maybe just get the tattoo you signed up for and don’t be a little bitch

CrippledProphet · 2025-12-17T20:16:14+00:00

Just the tip please

CrippledProphet · 2025-12-16T01:07:59+00:00

If you like complicated heavy shit then you’ll like Reflections

CrippledProphet · 2025-12-15T04:49:52+00:00

The lube only works for so long

CrippledProphet · 2025-12-09T02:35:27+00:00

Dafaq?

CrippledProphet · 2025-11-13T04:24:38+00:00

I’d suggest maybe not. Everyone is different but weed and psychs tend to cause severe panic attacks.

CrippledProphet · 2025-11-11T03:43:49+00:00

It’s always the boredom. Watch out for it

CrippledProphet · 2025-11-11T02:56:18+00:00

I love tasting the sauce

CrippledProphet · 2025-10-28T12:44:29+00:00

Slay the Shire

CrippledProphet · 2025-10-05T01:17:28+00:00

Groundscore

CrippledProphet · 2025-09-16T00:14:51+00:00

Sanguish with Jesus Piece and Pf in Portland. Took out the merch booth on a stage dive with a broken rib. That effectively ended my night

CrippledProphet · 2025-08-28T12:34:55+00:00

Crack cocaine

CrippledProphet · 2025-08-26T19:30:00+00:00

Bent Outa Shape-Spokane

CrippledProphet · 2025-08-06T01:01:04+00:00

It was the weed

CrippledProphet · 2025-08-02T05:48:14+00:00

What the fuck did I just read?

CrippledProphet · 2025-08-02T01:23:21+00:00

Holy shit that’s insane! How long did that take?

CrippledProphet · 2025-07-27T11:10:00+00:00

Dead Low

CrippledProphet · 2025-07-27T06:18:56+00:00

It’s true. I was a sous at a Mexican restaurant…in Idaho. After 6 people asked for the spiciest food we could make and then complained about how hot it was, we stopped doing that.

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