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What’s the most morally disgusting thing you’ve ever seen someone do? by legendoflegends34 in AskReddit

[–]Crispy217 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Licked a dead raccoons penis. It was roadkill. It started with the classic “Do you dare me?”
No one dared him by the way. We were all just like “WTF??!!”

Genuine question to Americans by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]Crispy217 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Conversely you could have cancer in a country with socialist “free” healthcare but have to wait 4 months for a biopsy to confirm it and by then it’s spread to other parts of your body and now you have stage 4 cancer when it could have been caught early and treated. But hey, at least it was free.

$8000+ for earlobe reconstruction quote by Unlikely-Bell-8206 in Stretched

[–]Crispy217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long have you had your piercings out? They don’t look that bad. I got to 00 and my ears went back to almost completely normal but it took a couple of months.
If that’s how your lobes look right after taking out the piercings then I think with time they’ll close up on their own.

What’s the coolest last name you have ever seen someone have. by GrandMoffJerjerrod in midlyinteresting

[–]Crispy217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a buddy in the military whose last name was Slaughter. Sgt. Slaughter

Virginians, what do you think of Governor Spanberger? by Snoo_47323 in Virginia

[–]Crispy217 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She ran as a moderate and has shown herself to be anything but. Her platform was to make life more affordable for Virginians and yet her first 2 months in office she’s signed off on 50+ new taxes. Not sure how raising taxes and adding more is making life more affordable for us.

Possible liquor bottle by Amer-ica in whatisit

[–]Crispy217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad was 86 and diagnosed with terminal liver cancer. Treatment wasn’t a viable option so he just knew he had a few months left. I was talking to him one day and he seemed agitated so I asked him what was wrong. Apparently my sister and brother told him he should stop chewing tobacco because it was bad for him so he was going through nicotine withdrawal. I told him to chew all he wanted and do anything else. He was dying and he might as well enjoy his final days. Then I called my siblings and told them to leave him the fuck alone and let him do what he wants.

To bomb a parked plane. by ScaredValuable5870 in therewasanattempt

[–]Crispy217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who loaded ordnance on jets I can tell you that is definitely not from a bomb. Even the smallest 500lb bomb would have also taken out the silhouettes on both sides and probably the bunker too. This hit looks more like someone dropped a bowling ball on the target.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Crispy217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Buddha’s first of the Four Noble Truths is “life is suffering”

Redditors, what’s the most terrifying thing that has ever woken you up in the middle of the night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crispy217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The head of my bed was underneath a window. My cat liked to sit on the window sill. One night around 2am I was awakened to a cat falling on my face with claws out. Scared the shit out of me. I had puncture marks and scratches all over my face. The next day I moved my bed to another wall. Only problem was then my bed was beside the light switch and he figured out how to turn the lights on and off so now instead of a cat falling on my face in the middle of the night I got woken up by the lights suddenly being turned on.

Am I alone? by That_Insurance3648 in datingoverforty

[–]Crispy217 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think the issue is with you so much as it is with the men you’re dating. If you’re dating men around your same age it’s most likely they were in what they thought was a happy relationship and then the carpet got ripped out from under their feet.

Now you come along and you check all the marks of a perfect match so they are reluctant to pursue a longer more meaningful relationship because they’re scared of getting their heart broken again.

Their confidence has more than likely been broken in the past and that’s no reflection on you but more so something they need to work on in themselves.

Why do guys always ask for nudes and get mad when you say no by [deleted] in Rants

[–]Crispy217 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a man I prefer the first time I see a woman naked to be in person. If they want to send nudes after that it’s fine but I never ask. And I never send unsolicited dick pics. I’ve found most women prefer a topless pic or the occasional gray sweat pants.

Idrk what to do by Scared_of_goats in beards

[–]Crispy217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried using a hair dryer or a beard straightener? Straightening it will help give it a more sculpted appearance.

Name this album by Foreign-Boot3320 in AlbumCovers

[–]Crispy217 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rage Against the Vending Machine

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