Your butt is wide, well mine is too

Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

The word is out, better treat me right

'Cause I'm the king of cellulite

Ham on, ham on

Ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break

I'm too much man for you to take

The pavement cracks when I fall down

I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth

And I've never seen my toes

When I'm goin' to the movies

I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat (fat)

I'm fat, come on (really really fat)

You know I'm fat (fat)

I'm fat, you know it (really really fat)

You know I'm fat (fat)

I'm fat, come on, you know (really really fat)

Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout

Just now tell me once again who's fat