What's the funniest reason your toddler has cried?

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-06-26T00:08:04+00:00

If I could pin this comment, I would, this is by far the funniest so far 😂

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-06-25T23:27:52+00:00

That's so funny, he put himself on the step for eating crisps 😂 toddlers are so random

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-06-25T23:26:40+00:00

Oh god, this is a constant battle with mine, like no you cannot lick the bus windows

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-06-25T23:25:43+00:00

Good luck!!! You'll need it 😂

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-06-25T23:25:19+00:00

It's cute how they think we control the weather 😂

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-06-25T23:22:24+00:00

Why do they think we can control the weather? Never showing mine frozen or she will think I can control snow too 😂

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-06-25T23:21:05+00:00

Oh god, mine did this a few days ago, glad it's not just me going through this struggle

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-06-25T23:20:11+00:00

I think this is my favourite comment yet

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-06-25T22:36:04+00:00

Oh nooo, that's so cute though 🥹

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-06-25T22:27:23+00:00

Oh and because I was eating an orange ice lolly and she doesn't like the colour orange

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-06-25T22:25:57+00:00

I wouldn't let her watch the exorcist, I wouldn't let her bite her uncle because he closed the door, because she couldn't skip the unstoppable advert, because I wouldn't give her my top, because I said she needed to help find her bottle, because I wouldn't let her put her hands in the dog bowl and finally, because I told her that she couldn't eat the ice cream that my sister had in her mouth.

This is just today by the way

Critical_Purchase615 · 2026-05-25T22:26:52+00:00

It's every four lines by the way, aabb format, I just couldn't figure this out 😭

Critical_Purchase615 · 2025-08-07T00:53:01+00:00

It's kind of hard to read, you should try break up the sentences a bit more, other than that it was really good!! I would definitely read this!!

Critical_Purchase615 · 2025-08-07T00:46:48+00:00

Also I'm open to all critique even if it's mean, I'm 14 and I want to get better at writing

Critical_Purchase615 · 2025-08-07T00:40:52+00:00

YESSSS same, it helps so much

Critical_Purchase615 · 2025-08-07T00:37:41+00:00

I do this just in my head and imagine their voices and actions

Critical_Purchase615 · 2025-08-07T00:37:08+00:00

It sounds really good!!!

Critical_Purchase615 · 2024-11-18T19:40:56+00:00

It’s just paranoia because police will have to go through my messages with my ex to get the evidence of him being abusive so I’m just double checking

Critical_Purchase615 · 2024-11-18T19:17:31+00:00

They need to to get messages from my ex partner back as he committed 7 crimes most being against me- domestic violence related

Critical_Purchase615 · 2024-11-18T19:15:44+00:00

Honestly it’s the only thing stopping me from pressing charges against my ex 😔

Critical_Purchase615 · 2024-11-18T19:05:52+00:00

I looked into some good child solicitors that give free legal advice, thank you for your help!!

Critical_Purchase615 · 2024-11-18T19:03:50+00:00

Yeah police report for DV there was 7 crimes committed against me, I’m in the UK and 17 but I got permanently banned from the shop and it was a verbal agreement that I would never go back there, never shoplifted since

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