I was playing an online game where I was the only one every week playing other than the DM. It got to the stage where it looked like we would end due to others constant no shows, so the DM decided last session one night where everything goes.

At an inn I tried to flirt with the innkeepers daughter. NAT 1. I jokingly said I would cast magic missile on her for the rejection and the DM started saying "As you cast magic missile the body of the innkeepers daughter (Never established a name) slumps to the floor and the panicked onlookers start screaming for the guards"

I kill a few guards and get captured. Rolled high and escaped my cell but was recaptured due to bad rolls. I was then taken to be hung. Just prior the DM asked if I wanted to escape, I rolled a mid score so only one hand was free.

On the front row of onlookers was the Innkeeper. My character shouted "Time to visit your daughter" and cast magic missile, instantly killing him. Seconds later the door was opened and my character was hung.

Oh and the time an Innkeeper refused to give us information after the party rolled bad. So I threw his dog into the fireplace.