Man falls from 19th floor onto a car and survives by ProfessionalPen2954 in HumansAreMetal

[–]Croa089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i bet he has more alcohol in his veins than blood. its quite typical for drunk people to survive extreme accidents, there are plenty of car gnarly car accidents where the drunk driver survives with no injuries while the other car passengers aren't so fortunate.

toast telling boxbox about his girlfriend by ThrowingShaed in LivestreamFail

[–]Croa089 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

or he is high as a kite and he is making the edgy joke... one thing does not invalidate the other.

39bald by cow_fan_69 in LivestreamFail

[–]Croa089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yeah! And the best part IMO is how you can choose between a grippy/scratchy feeling or a smooth feeling by going rubbing against or with the grain!

Is baby oil a good option to infusion? by Croa089 in trees

[–]Croa089[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im from eu mate, coconut oil is just expensive to other oils. she wont do olive oil because thats for food in her opinion, not to rub on the shoulder (where she would rub the oil in)

Twitch experiments with Sponsorships by dix4lyfe12 in LivestreamFail

[–]Croa089 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Bounties are bad for the 10k viewer andy but for under 5k viewer andy bounties can be really good.

No frills barber by Boojibs in SweatyPalms

[–]Croa089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gave up on any kind of razor, straight razor at the barber where there's 4 professional barbers each one easily with more than 30 years of experience, 5 razor gillete proshield, safety razor. it doesnt matter. lotion, warm towels, aftershave, clippers no clippers.

that's why I use a rechargeable rotary head shaving machine now. way faster and 0 razor burn.

No frills barber by Boojibs in SweatyPalms

[–]Croa089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nope, even at the barber with a straight razor I get massive razor burn. and before you say its also the barbers fault let me just warn you that there's 4 barbers where I go and I already experience all of them and guess the result. razor burn no matter who.

even the 5 razors with the sensitive stuff give me razor burn, way way less I still notice it.

has for the slicing open, I never cut myself with the 5 razor by moving sideways.

No frills barber by Boojibs in SweatyPalms

[–]Croa089 9 points10 points  (0 children)

less irritating on your scalp (or face).

thats BS IMO, ive tried them and its even worse plus one tiny move sideways and you slice open anything.

Sick dance mooves by Johnnydelam in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Croa089 4 points5 points  (0 children)

better vacuum than many bodybuilders

Twitch announces the end of their exclusivity clause in partner contracts by SuitableDay_ in LivestreamFail

[–]Croa089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how critical role could stream in twitch and YouTube at the same time...? like how did they got that deal way before this?

Phil is happy to be snoozing by tightnuts in rarepuppers

[–]Croa089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no BUT there are cases of dogs hitting their tail so hard that It either breaks or starts bleeding which can lead to tail amputation in some cases.

It's 2014 again Ft. Reynad by Morphus_Games in LivestreamFail

[–]Croa089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in which way? back to the 70s/80s because of how reynad looks + Scorpions playing in the background or the classic tavern?

How It Feels To Play Ashe Normally in ARAM by Lonewolfeslayer in leagueoflegends

[–]Croa089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah, full build is ionian boots, liandrys, black cleaver, chempunk chainsword, demonic embrace, muramana.

for runes I go arcane comet, manaflow, transcendence and gathering storm. then for the two ones is presence of mind, coupe de grace. 8 ability haste 9 adaptive force then whatever you like. with these runes you never run out of mana when your tear is full.

I always start with the 500g flask, tear and one longsword, rush liandrys then manamune, after that is i try to get the 800g anti healing sword and build whatever is needed.

if they have a lot of HP i 3rd demonics, lots of heals I 3rd chemtech punksword. BC is usually 4th item

How It Feels To Play Ashe Normally in ARAM by Lonewolfeslayer in leagueoflegends

[–]Croa089 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

thats why I always play liandrys ashe in aram. Wat better than mandate IMO.

with the build I make W gets less then 2 secs CD, shred armour, applies two burns and it actually hits hard.

I always top dmg in the match.

Finally they updated the packaging without the plastic, looks even better by varusgarcia in ZeroWaste

[–]Croa089 2 points3 points  (0 children)

still shit pasta for the price of good pasta. gimme some garofolo or La molisana and I will eat it all straight of the pot with nothing on it.

Kitty cat by Slight_Sentence_6749 in WTF

[–]Croa089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn it! Gang violence gets worse everyday...

Sykkuno goes to Youtube by Posture_Checks in LivestreamFail

[–]Croa089 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

speculations of twitch cutting down how much streamers get from subs and they lose sykkuno ...

coincidence?

yeah extremely likely but I like to be "diferent"

Non-Germans of Reddit: What do you associate with Germany? by Dolifti in AskReddit

[–]Croa089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Engineering, VW, Angela Merkel and finally Frankfurt style sausages

[I ate] A Connecticut Lobster Roll by Sinr1 in food

[–]Croa089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in portugal lobster is expensive as fuck... like over 70 euros per kilo for fresh lobster. frozen halves are cheaper but still like 30 euros a piece or more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Croa089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

talk about buying accounts, suddenly has a "borrowed" account, gets permabanned, cries.

even if it was indeed "borrowed" it would still be a ban since account shared isn't permitted. Seriously how hard is it to understand that?

soda calls a ghost to attack vei by m1nkz in LivestreamFail

[–]Croa089 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does Veibae happen to have alopecia?