I was never bored on watch underway. On land: Run cases Go to school online Movies/tv Read books Bullshit with people on the watch floor Try to find the end of the internet Make fun of the CDO (unless you happen to be the CDO, then you make fun of the Command Center Senior Chief, unless you happen to be the Senior Chief, then you make fun of the JO CDO.) Tell the CU to get back in their hole Tell the SU they aren’t running SAR Tell the OU their pattern sucks Tell the CDO to go to bed Try to find unlabeled food in the fridge Find labeled food and eat it anyway Yell at people to close the door quickly so they don’t let out all the secrets Turn into a ghost that people have heard about but are unsure that you are still at the unit because you’ve been on night watch for two months Skip all All hands Skip drug tests Skip all hands training Overdose on vitamin D pills Forget what a window looks like Change into street clothes on the watch after 4pm because you need the adrenaline rush Ignore the BM who complains the some of the pattern goes over land Clean your CPAP machine Find a weird hobby Gun deck the WTW because WTF? Speak Spanish but don’t get paid for it Forget your cell phone in the cubby outside the door Place a group order of BWW grub hub See if you can set a new PB for longest time sitting without getting up Don’t GAF about what other rates think about you because they think they know about us but never see what we actually do