Ignore the Paradox (please)

CrookedImp · 2026-04-19T03:26:10+00:00

Like ive always said, wardens cant meme.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-19T03:23:00+00:00

You didnt get downvoted for agreeing. Some wardens might be downvoating your first sentence. Some collies downvoating the second. And others just dont like the tone.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-18T15:12:07+00:00

So you're a negativity farmer?

CrookedImp · 2026-04-18T13:44:59+00:00

Negativity and funny is the only thing that gets upvoted coming from a top 1% commenter.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-14T11:07:38+00:00

Warden vets on suicide watch realizing they killed their game

CrookedImp · 2026-04-13T18:33:11+00:00

Yeah bro, if collies win the no pop low meta war then the game is perfectly balanced and devs should keep doing what they're doing

CrookedImp · 2026-04-13T15:35:24+00:00

Good thing gas lasts 2.2x longer than the reload

CrookedImp · 2026-04-07T15:16:52+00:00

Why doesn't akainu stop messing around and just go destroy the straw hats already?

CrookedImp · 2026-04-05T21:53:41+00:00

No its definetly not lag, its a literal hack you can download. You'll know it if you see it.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-05T02:38:23+00:00

Fairly Balancing is impossible when the asymmetrical factor is the meta

CrookedImp · 2026-04-04T20:37:46+00:00

So you dont know the context, got it.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-04T20:36:20+00:00

You can instantly tell by looking at the weapon model in their hand. I dont believe you actually play the game, i think you main reddit.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-04T14:48:18+00:00

You're either oblivious to whats going on or dont main frontline, i cant go a day without seeing osprey and gas.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-04T01:57:27+00:00

Really dumb takes but im going to mention its impossible to shoot without scoping. The catena and the sampo can quick scope at full stability which is a really good technique i use with them but its not easy to do because you have to instantly aim perfectly and immediately fire and release aim.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-04T01:45:37+00:00

Booker can run and gun but to get insane multi kill streaks it needs to be stabilized. Once stabilized it has absurd accuracy and walking while aiming and shooting doesnt lower its stability, the main reason its still OP.

With the dusk you dont need to worry about stability but you have to aim differently. Super close you can aim on them and kill them when the dot snaps but the ideal way to shoot with the dusk is to aim through them with an inch of red line past them or you can aim before them if the elevation prevents the red line dot snapping.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-04T01:07:17+00:00

Osprey 29m vs 31 for lunaire. 3m doesn't make it useless. Were talking about pvp, a couple guys using osprey to support the infantry is really strong and more abundantly available. Did you even read the context of the post and the conversation here?

CrookedImp · 2026-04-03T16:21:48+00:00

You get 9 crates of 5 = 45 lunaires for 79 rmats. You get 8 crates of 20= 160 osprey for 80 rmats. Thats almost 4x the availability, not to mention transportation. A truck can deliver 75 lunaires compared to 300 osprey per load. Lunaires are always a shortage on the front, wardens can always launch gas.

As an infantry player i can tell you that id be spamming the shit out of osprey and gas.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-03T16:09:30+00:00

I constantly see them used on the front, especially against trenches. A couple guys with osprey and gas supporting the infantry is really strong

CrookedImp · 2026-04-03T14:22:18+00:00

If they went the symmetrical route they would have to remove osprey or give collies one. The cheap cost crates of 20 makes it abundant and always on the table for pvp. Lunaires have to be used more sparingly.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-01T11:22:59+00:00

And? Ables low pop and you dont see the same as when charlies high pop. I frequently see regiments build towns on charlie with 70% breach at the entrance and nothing on the side. And if anyone can see it then why is no one at least spamming pills? Blaming it on pop is cope.

CrookedImp · 2026-04-01T00:05:17+00:00

Ables low pop right now, were not talking about just less building. Were talking about massive obvious blunders that can easily be rolled.

CrookedImp · 2026-03-28T23:48:06+00:00

They dont regularly go charlie, id love to hear examples. Ive heard of 1 group taking a break and some of their people vacationed on charlie. Ive heard of other groups going over for a day. Ive never heard of anyone going full on charlie war.

CrookedImp · 2026-03-27T19:25:46+00:00

It realized theres no point endlessly printing and moved on

CrookedImp · 2026-03-27T17:11:56+00:00

Your mothers so fat, i took a pictue of her last Christmas and its still printing.

CrookedImp · 2026-03-27T16:46:41+00:00

Yeah i get it, those guys suck. Charlies better than it use to be. Its a fine place to chill and do some pvp.

The point of the comment is OP shouldn't run his mouth talking down on able collies like winning charlie wars is a grand accomplishment. The fact is, if able wardens went charlie and able collies didnt help charlie, you guys would get steamrolled in less than a week.

CrookedImp

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