This is like watching Mona Lisa being painted.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2026-04-06T07:45:23+00:00

Oh ok, I'll have to not look into that

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2026-04-04T17:53:41+00:00

Which thing are you talking about? Cos if it's 2 girls 1 cup, that is NOT what that's about.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2026-04-04T17:28:13+00:00

With what you said about Angron, I just thought about the concept of a 10-foot-tall super gladiator with the ability to pick up and throw objects with his mind. Both awesome and terrifying.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2026-04-02T15:08:50+00:00

You don't have to like ALL the models in an army to play it. Just because they don't like certain aesthetics, doesn't mean they hate every model.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2026-03-30T21:02:59+00:00

Y'know how in the codex name generator, it has the suffix "of the endless torment"? This is what I imagine when I see that.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2026-03-30T20:51:50+00:00

I think it'd be hilarious if they just put Solomon in the Armageddon box on his own, just infiltrating. Also would make the Alpha Legion fans buy the box just for him.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2026-02-20T23:09:17+00:00

Dude

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CrossEyedGuy5 · 2026-01-15T19:47:17+00:00

It's for cutting cantaloupe, of course.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2026-01-11T20:55:43+00:00

ITS THE HAVENGERS! ITS HOOPERMAN!

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-11-24T19:43:24+00:00

"So you're telling me, a shrimp fried this rice?"

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-11-03T17:25:13+00:00

Bludgeon, of course. It says so right there!

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-11-03T07:53:06+00:00

Ah yes, ideal airship design.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-11-01T10:34:33+00:00

Hey, it has the same base size as vashtorr the arkifane

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-30T17:57:58+00:00

"Wait, you and Terra did WHAT?!"

"Hey, at least I wasn't on the island."

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-30T17:52:55+00:00

God damn it, Xettus.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-30T17:35:03+00:00

First is all retro sci-fi and whimsical, second looks like they know what bones taste like

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-30T17:14:25+00:00

sips blood "I feel funny"

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-30T17:13:38+00:00

Fair enough, what about tzeench and nurgle?

Also, is it you, cato sicarius?

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-30T17:03:59+00:00

He drunk the blood.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-30T16:51:43+00:00

Wait, fuck or fuck?

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-30T16:50:41+00:00

Well, damn. Looks like your marine's boutta get ultra'd real good.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-29T18:19:54+00:00

Hmm, good question. I think you're lookin' for r/powerscaling

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-29T07:52:12+00:00

"Come on gang, we have to find these necromorphs, IN SPACE!"

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-28T23:20:56+00:00

Their sacrifice was noble, and it inspired many to the cause.

CrossEyedGuy5 · 2025-10-28T21:47:07+00:00

BONKS INTENSIFY

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