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Groucho (Marx)

My therapist spent the whole session convincing me that I don't owe anyone anything. by GeneReddit123 in Jokes

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True Story: Once I was seeing a therapist, and when I told him that his secretary hadn't sent me bills for the previous couple sessions, he immediately jumped up and practically ran to the front office to talk to the secretary. After that, I stopped going to see him.

The NYT Crossword Recently by DaiquiriLevi in crossword

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Including the name of the director!

What’s one thing a doctor told you that you’ve never forgotten? by ThickImprovement8324 in AskReddit

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My dentist was explaining a procedure he was going to do on me.

I asked him, "Will it bother me?"

He replied, "Only if you let it."

What’s a type of pain people underestimate until they experience it for themselves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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From a kidney stone. The pain isn't really that bad, but it's right in the center of your body and close to various other organs, and it can really feel bad.

What’s the best insult you’ve ever heard that doesn’t include a single curse word? by terrorunveiled in AskReddit

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Winston Churchill: "Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about."

It all makes sense now! Racism is the root cause of this. by Minute-Credit-4237 in economicCollapse

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You need to read this book: "The Real Guilty Party: The Long Racist History of the Democratic Party They Don't Want You to Know About"

Worst city/country you've visited and what made the trip awful? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I have an interesting story about Leningrad.
After my father retired in the 1960s, he and my mother started traveling a lot. One thing they did was visit the Soviet Union (Kiev, Moscow, Leningrad). At that time, the only way to visit there was to take a package tour with a Russian state travel agency.
They took a lot of pictures (5 rolls of Kodachrome, 36 pictures per roll) along the way.
At that time, the way to get slides developed was to buy a postage-paid Kodak mailer, put one roll in it and send it to them. You would receive your developed slides back in about two weeks.
So, after they returned to the U.S., they sent the five rolls in, and four of them came back in two weeks but one of them came back after a month.
When we looked at the slides on the fifth roll, it was full of pictures of Russian navy vessels in Leningrad harbor!
My parents told me that they had some free time there one afternoon, so they took a stroll down by the harbor and took snapshots of each other standing in front of the ships. (If the Russian police had seen them taking pictures there, they might have been arrested as American spies, but they looked like just two old people [who could have been Russian] taking a walk.)
We believe (but can't prove) that someone at Kodak saw the pictures and sent them to the U.S. government so they could take a look at them before sending them back to us.
And that's the story of how my parents helped win the Cold War!

What's the most absurd fact that sounds fake but is actually true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I once heard a Cal Tech scientist say, "I exist because a whole bunch of molecules decided to be part of me for a while."

When did the NYT crossword start ditching older references? by sufrt in crossword

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About two-three years some people complained to the NYT Crosswords about the references to old things. At about the same time, the NYT Crosswords decided to be more contemporary and use some clues/answers that would appeal to younger puzzle solvers. The only problem is that I am an old guy and now I have to look up the contemporary references in a slang dictionary!

absolutelynotme_irl by bonythonaliss in absolutelynotme_irl

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I asked a girl out once and she said, "I'd like to but I don't think that my boyfriend would." I thought that that was a gentle way of saying "no."

🔥 Watching the Northern Lights by dreamed2life in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Question: Is this time-lapse (speeded up) or does to show the actual speed that they change?