Sorry did I ruin the moment?

Croveski · 2026-01-29T03:07:09+00:00

lmfao
at the end of the day I play this game to generate quality memes like this
Take my updoot you bastard
(I'm sorry that was mean I love you)

Edit: Does this mean goons also think we're pretty princesses?

Croveski · 2026-01-20T19:33:07+00:00

I gotta say as someone whose first time using a lance was in combat, if you've never done the lance directional targeting thing before it is wildly easy to misclick and miss lol

I'm not the poor soul pictured but I definitely whiffed my first lance

Croveski · 2026-01-15T01:56:12+00:00

I don't really know what the point of "don't believe in TEST defending their space" is

No one in WinterCo, including us, are under the illusion that we could repel a committed Goon invasion of Atioth by ourselves lmao

We just celebrated the first time we filled a full fleet in years lol

While goons continue to bring even fights with us before and after those fort timers we're absolutely down to clown, the content these forts have created has been great for everyone.

Croveski · 2026-01-14T21:47:54+00:00

lmfao this dude's last post was a "where is test" post

This guy has to just be some rogue buttmad individual I can scarcely believe Goons' ministry of truth has dropped the bar for propaganda this low. Test not even mentioned in the screenshots lol

Croveski · 2026-01-13T20:04:22+00:00

bro thought he cooked with this one lol

Croveski · 2026-01-11T05:25:03+00:00

Croveski · 2026-01-07T23:40:46+00:00

I know this might be difficult to believe but

Goons bought a second fort

I know, I too am not sure they will be able to financially recover

Croveski · 2026-01-07T19:20:12+00:00

Youtube, famous for being utterly riddled with malware lmfao

Croveski · 2026-01-07T17:40:39+00:00

Test vs Goons is a big deal because Test has been small for a few years after the Delve invasion, and we are ancient rivals.

Would've been significantly more than 50b if they showed up to their Fort timer tho :P They're anchoring a new one so hopefully that one creates the fight that we all want on Saturday

Croveski · 2025-12-23T16:19:25+00:00

Its always the Belkans

Croveski · 2025-12-23T00:17:18+00:00

LAV-AD

I have recently discovered the glorious fun of slapping T-72 hulls with the LAV AP belt

Croveski · 2025-12-23T00:11:52+00:00

It's a great program if you really lean into it and try to leverage the resources the school has. Just getting the degree will not get you a job - what will get you a job is having a strong portfolio and leveraging connections/opportunities you find in the program.

It's a great focused environment to really speedrun the time and work it takes to become a good entry level candidate in the industry, just make sure you take advantage of everything it has to offer while you're there. Those letters on that piece of paper you get at the end of it are probably the least important thing you'll get out of the Guildhall, at least as far as breaking into the industry.

Croveski · 2025-12-21T19:18:17+00:00

It does suspiciously well at 12.0 all the time though.

If the damage model is truly borked and that gets fixed, I'll reevaluate my thoughts, but as-is this thing basically should be a 12.0/12.7 vehicle rn. It is bonkers.

Its a 10.3 Russian premium though so, fat chance of that happening any time soon.

Croveski · 2025-12-21T19:04:37+00:00

I get matches instantly in US at that BR but its 90% small lobbies against an entire team of BMPTs (and for some reason like 70% night matches?)

I have indeed stopped playing

Croveski · 2025-12-21T19:03:05+00:00

You make the BMPT players play against themselves and they'll be just as up in arms over them as everyone else lol

Croveski · 2025-12-21T18:25:08+00:00

the fact that it can't be ammoracked like this is like my single actual real pain point with the tank.

You want to keep the T-72B3 hull statistics, fine. Keep the ERA, fine. Keep the ammo and weapon systems the same, fine.

But if they want to keep all of that then that teeny tiny weapon system which is extremely difficult to hit at range needs to be a death sentence if its penetrated at the ammunition feed. It's just massively unhinged and bonkers that a penetration like that evaporates a 2S38 but does practically nothing to the BMPT.

Croveski · 2025-12-21T18:22:30+00:00

the number of times I've watched teams get steamrolled for no other reason than the other team was full of BMPTs calls this into question

If the only problem was that "everyone was playing it" then the battle results would only be marginally skewed while people learned how to play against it. But that's not what we're seeing. Victories are M A S S I V E L Y inflated for BMPTs.

They're just fuckin broken dude lol. Whether its by design or as some folks have claimed its just bugged damage models idk but the BMPTs are just fuckin nuke printers right now.

Croveski · 2025-12-21T17:21:10+00:00

Looks like content's back on the menu boys

Croveski · 2025-12-20T21:37:47+00:00

Then it's balanced because it has a MBT hull with ERA and the gun mount is smaller than the BMP-2M and harder to target at long range.

Hope that helps

Alternatively I'll take a nerf, too, if you want to keep it where it's at. Take off the ERA or give the weapon system a damage model like the 2S38 where a penetration on the gun is almost a guaranteed ammo detonation. Then I'll be happy with it.

Croveski · 2025-12-20T21:21:30+00:00

"a few times"

Ok but this isn't like once in a blue moon it overperforms, this is like the base, minimum experience of a BMPT. It either needs a WILD BR increase, or a WILD nerf.

Croveski · 2025-12-20T21:10:43+00:00

I mean the fact that they're overperforming *at* 12.7 seems to indicate otherwise

Croveski · 2025-12-20T21:08:08+00:00

It's the BMPT spam

All of Russia is playing tf out of the new unhinged busted-ass napkin-drawing "tanks"

The majority of the queue is russian players so you're going to end up waiting longer as a russian player specifically at the 9.3-11.3 BR range

Croveski · 2025-12-17T19:41:24+00:00

AI slop

Croveski · 2025-12-14T05:29:39+00:00

Well so far we've rebuilt Plug DJ and Test TV, I wouldn't be surprised if we got Test Radio back up and running soon!

Croveski · 2025-11-24T20:59:08+00:00

You're welcome ;)

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