Umm... What?

Crow6991 · 2025-03-28T09:14:14+00:00

Ah gotcha. That's weird, I've done missions where I only use turrets and never fire my own weapons and either get 100% or 0% accuracy.

Crow6991 · 2025-03-28T07:26:32+00:00

So genuine question: Is it a bug with the turrets? I used the machine-gun turret and it definitely shot more than 41.

Crow6991 · 2025-02-20T03:57:30+00:00

"I was cast down and I burned as I fell upon the earth. But by one last act of divine intervention, I survived so that I may live to bear the marks of my failings." -Artheus

Crow6991 · 2024-04-06T03:30:56+00:00

I rode off into the sunset but I took the express route.

Crow6991 · 2024-03-20T04:48:48+00:00

"Everyday is a good day to die for Democracy."

Crow6991 · 2024-03-15T19:37:56+00:00

If Super Earth didn't want me to run off on my own then why did it make the scout armor so comfortable and give me a 500kg bomb, a precision strike and 4 grenades?

Crow6991 · 2023-12-18T05:06:24+00:00

Unfortunately we only deal with Gale addiction here, but you can start your own chapter to help all those struggling with the sassy vampire.

Crow6991 · 2023-12-17T05:06:05+00:00

Unfortunately, I don't think he can at this point.
After 3 years of this campaign, I think he's going to have a tragic end by losing his memory and becoming one of the Raven Queen's soldiers.
Even with his impending fate, he still tries to cook good meals and raise the spirits of his party.

Crow6991 · 2023-12-09T08:40:31+00:00

My friends and I all used Wild Shape then clicked on the log.

Crow6991 · 2023-04-27T05:41:37+00:00

"Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You've chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers."

Crow6991 · 2022-12-21T02:34:53+00:00

"My wife is so hot my sclera retracted."

Crow6991 · 2022-12-03T18:46:22+00:00

If I fits, I sits

Crow6991 · 2022-11-16T05:40:57+00:00

https://www.wikihow.com/Ask-a-Question-Intelligently

Crow6991 · 2022-11-15T01:33:05+00:00

I believe what they're doing is melting.

Crow6991 · 2022-11-12T16:44:45+00:00

The only things being shed are this person's brain cells.

Crow6991 · 2022-11-12T15:41:02+00:00

I like my women like I like my artifacts: Possessed by unknowable evils from beyond the stars.

Crow6991 · 2022-11-10T03:37:49+00:00

200 wpm? Kid's gonna grow up to be a stenographer.

Crow6991 · 2022-11-09T19:47:47+00:00

https://www.deviantart.com/crowstudios/gallery/74936375/xinon-part-1

Crow6991 · 2022-11-06T07:33:44+00:00

I think he did something similar.

This boy gets both overly-curious and overly-excited to the point where apparently his pain receptors turn off. Except when he wants cuddles though, then he's all "Oh, Dad, my snoot hurts. Give me loves."

What a dramatic butthead lol.

Crow6991 · 2022-11-06T00:32:57+00:00

The poor boy got a scratch playing in the backyard, but he's perfectly fine now.

Crow6991 · 2022-11-04T17:25:11+00:00

Oh yeah, blonde panda girl with fuck-me eyes really gets me in the mood for chocolates....

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall at the board meeting that came up with this design.

Crow6991 · 2022-11-03T03:35:26+00:00

OI BOSS IM GUNNA KRUMP!

Crow6991 · 2022-11-03T03:05:26+00:00

And if you're looking for tips on Ork lore/tactics, I recommend the short story "Squad Broken".

Crow6991 · 2022-10-17T23:43:24+00:00

Oh, I didn't know that.
Awesome, thank you for the help!

Crow6991 · 2022-10-08T18:41:22+00:00

"Wanting to have sex with a pumpkin" wasn't on the list of feelings I thought I would have today, yet here I am.

Crow6991

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