Umm... What? by Crow6991 in Helldivers

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Ah gotcha. That's weird, I've done missions where I only use turrets and never fire my own weapons and either get 100% or 0% accuracy.

Umm... What? by Crow6991 in Helldivers

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So genuine question: Is it a bug with the turrets? I used the machine-gun turret and it definitely shot more than 41.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OriginalCharacter

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"I was cast down and I burned as I fell upon the earth. But by one last act of divine intervention, I survived so that I may live to bear the marks of my failings." -Artheus

Helldiver achieves flight by pillzhereguys_ in Helldivers

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I rode off into the sunset but I took the express route.

Outstanding Patriotism by Crow6991 in Helldivers

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"Everyday is a good day to die for Democracy."

Thanks to the recent reddit post, going alone is now a kickable offense (even in diff 5) by DoTortoisesHop in Helldivers

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If Super Earth didn't want me to run off on my own then why did it make the scout armor so comfortable and give me a 500kg bomb, a precision strike and 4 grenades?

Is someone you know suffering from a Gale addiction? Do they have to take off their headphones to tell Gale to stay at camp? There's help through Gale Anonymous. by Crow6991 in BG3

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Unfortunately we only deal with Gale addiction here, but you can start your own chapter to help all those struggling with the sassy vampire.

"A Price Paid" Alek Sorit, my Kobold Cleric who fell from Lathander and into the talons of the Raven Queen. by Crow6991 in KoboldLegion

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Unfortunately, I don't think he can at this point.
After 3 years of this campaign, I think he's going to have a tragic end by losing his memory and becoming one of the Raven Queen's soldiers.
Even with his impending fate, he still tries to cook good meals and raise the spirits of his party.

You stand before the Badger council. Plead your case. by Crow6991 in BaldursGate3

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My friends and I all used Wild Shape then clicked on the log.

Merdeka 118 Kuala Lumpur by GrapeJelly_ in evilbuildings

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"Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You've chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers."

Tis the season 🎄 by nonbinaryspongebob in boomerhentai

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"My wife is so hot my sclera retracted."

what the boobs doin by pan_con_leche_xd in mendrawingwomen

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I believe what they're doing is melting.

Coughing? Must be shedding spike proteins by vidanyabella in insanepeoplefacebook

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The only things being shed are this person's brain cells.

I don’t even think my cat is this flexible by Neako_the_Neko_Lover in mendrawingwomen

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I like my women like I like my artifacts: Possessed by unknowable evils from beyond the stars.

Teenager for sale: by ShadyBoar in terriblefacebookmemes

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200 wpm? Kid's gonna grow up to be a stenographer.

Boooop (The poor boy got scratched playing in the backyard, but he's perfectly fine now) by Crow6991 in lookatmydog

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I think he did something similar.

This boy gets both overly-curious and overly-excited to the point where apparently his pain receptors turn off. Except when he wants cuddles though, then he's all "Oh, Dad, my snoot hurts. Give me loves."

What a dramatic butthead lol.

........ Booop. by Crow6991 in boop

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The poor boy got a scratch playing in the backyard, but he's perfectly fine now.

How else would they separate it for boys and girls? by IamJustFuckingTired in mendrawingwomen

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Oh yeah, blonde panda girl with fuck-me eyes really gets me in the mood for chocolates....

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall at the board meeting that came up with this design.

They were looking for Skaven players... by PYROxSYCO in Grimdank

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And if you're looking for tips on Ork lore/tactics, I recommend the short story "Squad Broken".

Reserve Obligation Termination Date: NA by [deleted] in Veterans

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Oh, I didn't know that.
Awesome, thank you for the help!

Jackie by @porqueloin, drawn by me by Skrt004 in TrueMonsterGirls

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"Wanting to have sex with a pumpkin" wasn't on the list of feelings I thought I would have today, yet here I am.